January 17th, 2014 Conversation

Overview
Pretty disorganized rant at first. Before Mike shows up, Glack attempts a stream but has internet issues. Uiae streams Romance of the Three Kingdoms 11 and some anime VN. There's some talk of the RUC and surprise appearances from them and Gorillz. Eventually, Glack starts gushing about the 3DO, and Nox tries to coax him into getting some absurdly rare books for him/her in exchange for the one s/he owns. The ploy doesn't work, however.

The Chat
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4:02 Glackenburgen: cunt

4:15 Spotxspot: phuff

4:39 Mrfluffywuffy: That one day Mike will stream

4:39 Glackenburgen: DICKS

4:39 Mrfluffywuffy: HOW LONG LAWD

» How long must I labor under the yoke of boredom

» In conclusion

» "Dicks"

» Also the original Driver is a surprisingly good game

4:42 Glackenburgen: I shall stream a film tonight If there is time....and there will be time

4:43 Sankunsama: Is Mike not streaming tonight?

4:45 Spotxspot: No idea so far

4:47 Glackenburgen: he probly iz

4:49 Sankunsama: Good. I got me a bag of blue chips and some onion dip.

4:50 Bernkastelwitch: Doo doo doo~.

4:51 Glackenburgen: imma stream games

5:00 Tolah273: glacken strem

5:01 Glackenburgen: chat list aint workin

5:02 Spotxspot: nupe

5:03 Glackenburgen: get in my twitch nigga

5:18 Bernkastelwitch: And then everyone in the chat died. The end.

5:21 Spotxspot: rip

5:33 Mrfluffywuffy: Seriously, Twitch is a graveyard tonight.

5:34 Bernkastelwitch: Pretty much.

5:35 Mod Thesovietsteve: Took me five minutes to load the chat list :/

5:35 Bernkastelwitch: Twitch is becoming more and more unusable by the day.

» One day when we try and go on Twitch all we'll see is a blue screen saying "Twitch imploded".

5:36 Mod Hatter_gal: That's not how sites work, Bern.

» The page would 404, of course.

5:37 Spotxspot: More likely one of those empty websites that have links to assorted shit you can buy maybe including the domain name

5:37 Bernkastelwitch: I just like to pretend Twitch is a ticking time bomb.

5:37 Mod Thesovietsteve: Still don't have the viewer list, it says all of you aren't here

5:37 Mod Hatter_gal: Bombs don't implode, though.

5:37 Bernkastelwitch: We're all ghosts.

5:37 Spotxspot: Chat list has been loading for about an hour, no cigar

5:38 Bernkastelwitch: We are all dead. Mikes streams is basically purgatory since Heaven or Hell don't want us.

5:38 Mod Hatter_gal: Oh, wait, isn't Albert supposedly doing that operation in the desert thing tonight?

5:38 Mrfluffywuffy: Hah, what?

5:38 Bernkastelwitch: Let's blame all of Twitches problems on Albert even if he didn't do them.

5:38 Mod Hatter_gal: He used one of alt accounts on the forum to say something about it.

» But it's also on his forum, too.

5:39 Mrfluffywuffy: Albert confirmed for invading Iran.

» Wait, he has his own forum?

5:39 Bernkastelwitch: And his own wiki.

5:42 Mod Thesovietsteve: Uiae is streaming Romance of the Three Kingdoms 11 until Mike at http://www.livestream.com/uiaesstreams

5:42 Mrfluffywuffy: You know what I love? When streamers invite us to "come and interact" with them

» "It's all about the interaction, man"

5:43 Mod Thesovietsteve: I'd interact with her if you knwo what I mean ;)

5:44 Mrfluffywuffy: Also, people who scrub out and grind subs by giving away one of the umpteen games they got in a cut-price indie bundle

» Giveaway fuckers need to go away

5:45 Mod Hatter_gal: Dude, just go to Uiae's stream.

5:49 Mrfluffywuffy: I'm not into Japanese folklore

5:51 Mod Hatter_gal: It's Chinese.

5:54 Felixthecat29:

(We have annihilated Twitches ability to stream even further than it already has. Storm Within The Desert is already happening. Be warned. Unless you bring Bern to us, we will make your Internet life a living Hell. First with Twitch then everything else you desire! #MAKEBELIEVE)

5:55 Tolah273: Kik

» Lol

5:55 Mod Hatter_gal: Wow that almost stayed. Too bad I'm more focused on this chat than Uiae's.

5:56 Tolah273: Felix :( noo

5:56 Glackenburgen: strem has been done. and it sucked

5:57 Mod Hatter_gal: Because no one went to it. Except Tolah.

5:58 Critica1: Hey guys

5:58 Glackenburgen: Fuck your sword hatter. fuck it. I hate your sword. its not a good sword at all. its all green and silly. fuck

5:59 Mod Hatter_gal: Stop being butthurt.

» Hi Crit

5:59 Critica1: y fuck sword if it doesn't have ego shit?

» hello hatter

5:59 Glackenburgen: Could be a gold sword. that would be cool...but nope its green dawg green. like leaves or something

» leafs i mean

6:00 Mrfluffywuffy: > leafs Kappa

6:00 Mod Thesovietsteve: vegan warriors

» the most fearsome holy order of california

6:00 Glackenburgen: ill do another stream saturday. hopefully my internet will be better

6:00 Mrfluffywuffy: With their brittle bones and unkempt hair they strike fear into the heart of the enemy

6:01 Irawesome12: stream corn pops

6:01 Mod Thesovietsteve: If I could I'd mod this into CK2 =(

6:02 Glackenburgen: You know... I think I might move to a different cereal brand

6:02 Mod Thesovietsteve: why is that

6:02 Mrfluffywuffy: Get one that comes with a little toy

6:02 Popeyethesailor83: Before you TO me, I think you should look into the RadioactiveUberClan Youtube channel to see what kind of people Steve and Glackenburgen really are. #WeAreSerious #AreVideosAreTruth.

6:03 Default_everything: Ah, made it just in time for popeye to send a message

» and then get banned

6:03 Irawesome12: FrankerZ

6:03 Default_everything: how's it goin'

6:03 Mrfluffywuffy: > Popeyethesailor83

» > 83

6:03 Default_everything: by the way I love Glack's comment on their latest video

6:03 Mrfluffywuffy: Dear god I hope he's not thirty years old

6:03 Mod Thesovietsteve: I missed his message, darn

6:03 Glackenburgen: I like cornpops but, eh idk mix things up a bit

6:04 Irawesome12: you missed nothin steve

6:04 Bernkastelwitch: Felix came in earlier saying that "Operation Desert Within the Storm" has begun and he claims that it's why Twitch is sucking.

6:04 Default_everything: oh

6:04 Mod Thesovietsteve: I know, I was the one who banne dhim

6:04 Mod Hatter_gal: Twitch always sucks.

6:04 Default_everything: Why has my page not dissapeared yet?

6:04 Mod Hatter_gal: Lies, Steve.

6:04 Mrfluffywuffy: I welcome the coming Hitbox rebellion :)

6:04 Default_everything: Storm within the desert? More like... just plain desert

6:05 Mod Hatter_gal: And then watch it go to shit because of the oncoming traffic.

6:05 Glackenburgen: Uberclan sure is active tonight

6:05 Default_everything: besides popeye and felix, what else has happened?

6:05 Mod Thesovietsteve: I think Albert's allies have ~deserted him~

» huehuehuehuehuehue

6:05 Mod Hatter_gal: Nothing yet, Default.

6:05 Default_everything: Oooooooooohh!!!

6:05 Critica1: albert? huehuehue.

6:05 Default_everything: Albutt

6:05 Bernkastelwitch: They're really strict Fluffywuffy though. Hell a guy got IP banned for just showing three seconds of black screen because it was "Off topic streaming".

6:05 Glackenburgen: They made a video of me kidnapping children WHICH I DIDNT DO YO ITS FAEK

6:05 Mrfluffywuffy: Oh, well fuck that then

6:06 Mod Thesovietsteve: According to them I'm some type of demon

6:06 Critica1: you kidnap peoplz?

» oh well, whatever.

6:06 Default_everything: no steve that was trotsky remember

6:06 Mod Thesovietsteve: That's what I said

6:06 Irawesome12: lol

6:06 Mod Hatter_gal: According to them we're all demons.

6:06 Critica1: i'm glad that folks don't know me at all.

6:06 Default_everything: According to albert I'm a ringmaster for a prostitute fight pit :^|

6:07 Critica1: 2sneaky4butt

» lol default

» did evert albutt speak the truth?

6:07 Bernkastelwitch: He thinks I killed Merlin and Steve killed some woman on a 911 phone line. And that Glack is a child molester and Ambush Bug is a nazi.

6:07 Mod Hatter_gal: They don't really know anyone.

6:07 Glackenburgen: Well I'm goin to do something else for a bit until mike strems.

6:07 Mod Hatter_gal: And I'm a demon from the ninth gate of Hell, if that even exists.

6:08 Mod Thesovietsteve: Like I explained in the video it's the version of the Soviet Anthem I dislike so there's no way that was me

6:08 Default_everything: and they said Garry milks women. Not a pedo, a guy who milks women. LRN2RESERCH

6:08 Bernkastelwitch: It was filthy capitalist tit impersonating you Steve to make you look bad.

6:08 Default_everything: Capitalist propaganda

6:08 Mrfluffywuffy: Bern, steam something, your voice is funny

6:09 Bernkastelwitch: And I like how they used a scene from DmC to say "This was Hatter".

» And ugh. Don't have anything planned to stream.

6:09 Default_everything: Yeah, get steamin' hot

6:09 Mrfluffywuffy: Stream Croc 2

6:09 Bernkastelwitch: I rented Croc 2 and I own the first one.

6:09 Default_everything: and this is the time my computer enjoys exploding on me for some reason

6:10 Critica1: your computer is albutt

» *being albutt on you

6:10 Default_everything: god damn albutt has a lot of time on his hands to draw giant black squares using goggles :^|

6:11 Critica1: it's almost time, i guess.

6:11 Mod Thesovietsteve: >renting psx games

» >not emulating

6:11 Critica1: 2classy4emulator

6:11 Mrfluffywuffy: > Not having a blockbuster childhood

6:11 Bernkastelwitch: It was blockbuster when they were still around okay~?

6:12 Spotxspot: >Not speaking English as a kid

6:12 Default_everything >stuff

6:12 Mod Thesovietsteve: oh wow, didn't know you were around in the 20s

6:12 Techscience: Good day, gentlemen.

6:12 Bernkastelwitch: I also rented Resident evil 3: Nemesis, the first GTA, Parasite Eve, and one of the Tomba games. And both Medievil games.

» Hey Tech~>

6:12 Mrfluffywuffy: Anyway stream Croc for us

» Specifically for me

6:12 Techscience: Good day, Bern.

6:12 Critica1: My english skill is on decline for some unknown reason, i think i might be need to spend some times on SS13 to practice english again

6:13 Mod Hatter_gal: Hello Tech.

6:13 Critica1: hello tech

6:13 Default_everything: hi

6:13 Irawesome12: hey tech

6:13 Bernkastelwitch: I also remember renting some odd RPG that had you play between a group of kids and a cowboy and Indian fighting against robots, dragons, and a nazi -esque regime.

6:13 Default_everything: careful tech, the ruc has initiated "Operation storm within the desert"

6:13 Bernkastelwitch: I am still looking for the name of that RPG.

6:13 Techscience: Good day, Hatter, Critica, and Ira.

6:13 Mrfluffywuffy: Final Fantasy 7 Kappa

6:13 Techscience: And Default. xD

» Knew I missed someone.

6:14 Critica1: it's Good morning to me tho.

6:14 Bernkastelwitch: I don't remember Final Fantasy 7 having an acid spitting Indian that spoke in haikus.

6:14 Techscience: But yes, Default. I am very fraid.

» afraid*

6:14 Mrfluffywuffy: It was a side quest

6:14 Default_everything: hold on let me try to draw something

6:14 Techscience: Day works for the whole day, Critica!

6:14 Critica1: ho man, didn't noticed that before.

6:15 Spotxspot: Nightening

6:15 Critica1: I'll be back when stream starts, i'm gonna watch some streams i missed before.

6:16 Default_everything: finished drawing

6:16 Bernkastelwitch: I also remember that the RPG had one of the kids being JACKED the hell up to the point where his head was tiny...and he is supposed to be 5 in game when he looks like a 30 something roid monkey.

6:17 Default_everything: hmph and as usual the viewer list is taking forever to load

6:17 Spotxspot: No one's here

6:18 Default_everything: :C

6:18 Mod Thesovietsteve: I loaded it maybe half an hour ago and it remains blank

6:18 Critica1: i opened about 20 second and it properly loaded up

6:18 Mod Hatter_gal: Just leave it be.

6:19 Critica1:  ModeratorsHatter_galThesovietsteveViewersBernkastelwitchBunbun_blitzyCritica1Default_everythingFrenchyraptor and another...

» Probably some issue with syncing list.

6:20 Bernkastelwitch: Twitch is like a rotting building.

6:20 Default_everything: twitch is so issued that it turns people into issues

6:20 Frenchyraptor: When I try opening it, it downright 100%'s my CPU

» it might just be my browser, though

6:20 Irawesome12: twitch was decent once

6:21 Pyroblade: Yeah

6:21 Irawesome12: better than Ustream

6:21 Mrfluffywuffy: Twitch was decent like three weeks ago

6:21 Default_everything: should we blame league of legends again even though it's probably not what's causing this?

6:21 Mrfluffywuffy: Absolutely

6:21 Irawesome12: ^

6:21 Critica1: ^

6:21 Pyroblade: ^?

6:21 Bernkastelwitch: If you think Twitch is bad now wait a month or two. It'll be like World War 3 in here.

6:21 Irawesome12: lol

6:21 Default_everything: okay, LoL ruined twitch

6:22 Tolah273: Just stick to sponsored Twitch streamers and everything works fine

6:22 Irawesome12: Kim Jong Un is a big LoLer

6:22 Pyroblade: Thats BS\

6:22 Critica1: I didn't liked LoL stuffs anyway.

6:22 Mod Thesovietsteve: We need a twitch neutrality ruling

6:22 Critica1: Kim Jong Un has very shitty interwebz, so that'll be not vaild.

6:23 Default_everything: Kim Jong Un invented LoL

6:23 Pyroblade: Everything is shitty in NK

6:23 Mrfluffywuffy: Hey, do you think if you beat Glorious Leader in Starcraft they send a deathsquad to kill your family?

6:23 Tolah273: well if you don't like LoL there is Dota, COD: Ghosts i am sure Minecraft gets good connection

6:23 Critica1: They'll do, probably.

6:24 Default_everything: so you basically have to be a member of the high class

6:24 Pyroblade: A zerg rush of angry north korean nerds

6:24 Irawesome12: anyone seen Chris-Chan's house since he burned a big fucking hole in the middle? looks like he lives in Detroit

6:24 Bernkastelwitch: Dumb idea time: We should make our own streaming site. Other than Mikes stream we can have Cooking with Soviet Steve, Poetry with Glacken, and a stream consisting nothing but a loud horn.

6:25 Mrfluffywuffy: He burned a hole in his house? How did he even do that?

6:25 Tolah273: 19 dollars for the cloth map from lunar star saga'

6:25 Pyroblade: What about The Bern Show Staring Bern?

6:25 Irawesome12: big house fire, faulty wiring and a house packed with useless shit

6:25 Pyroblade: With musical guest Jam Project?

6:25 Critica1: I wonder what he'll stream on his show.

6:25 Mod Hatter_gal: Wow, Bern! You're right! That is dumb!

6:26 Irawesome12: "The Men who Stare at Goatse" starring IRA & Default

6:26 Default_everything: Oaaaaggghhh

6:26 Mrfluffywuffy: Please tell me he's living in the wreckage.

6:26 Default_everything: Well he can't live anywhere else so...

6:26 Irawesome12: i would assume so.

6:26 Tolah273: Just somehow amass a big following on Twitch then all your shitty games will rank high on the site

6:26 Mrfluffywuffy: Fantastic.

6:26 Bernkastelwitch: I do have some programming skills where I can make a website. I think the Mike Stream site would be interesting.

6:27 Frenchyraptor: Oh goodness

6:27 Mrfluffywuffy: It'd be shit.

6:27 Default_everything: it also has to suck less than twitch :^|

6:27 Glackenburgen: id like poetry with glacken.....

6:27 Critica1: But what about server and shits?

6:27 Tolah273: Proton john was playing barbie dream house on sunday it got to 14th ranked game

6:27 Irawesome12: lol

6:27 Default_everything: god damn twitct

» More like Twatch

6:27 Bernkastelwitch: That and I want to buy the merchandise like Soviet Steves cookbook and exercising with Jebidiah: The complete DVD.

6:27 Frenchyraptor: don't tell me you're going to have your own circlejerking network like That guy with the glasses

6:27 Mod Hatter_gal: Stop Bern'

» Just stop.

» Jeb doesn't even exist.

» And Steve probably can't cook.

6:28 Bernkastelwitch: Not that Jebidiah. A homeless bum named Jebidiah.

6:28 Glackenburgen: YES GIVE IN! MONOPOLIZE US

6:28 Default_everything: uhhhh

6:28 Irawesome12: anyone else urbandictionary Jebidiah?

6:28 Default_everything: why would you do that

6:28 Pyroblade: What can Steve cook anyway?

» Rum bread?

6:29 Critica1: That sounds right.

6:29 Mod Hatter_gal: No Ira. I'd rather not.

6:29 Tolah273: Steve can cook his medication

6:29 Irawesome12: honestly it sounds pretty close to our Jeb

6:29 Critica1: magickal.

6:30 Mrfluffywuffy: Mmm, deep-fried lymecycline.

6:30 Default_everything: wow

» bushy eyelashes --> wow

» w_w

6:31 Critica1: Um

» Wha...?

6:32 Tolah273: Bern thinks steve should cook meth on stream

6:32 Mrfluffywuffy: First medication that came to mind

6:32 Critica1: rats all again.

6:32 Bernisademocrat:

(Bern, you are a natural born Democrat. That's why every idea you make is a bad idea! If a republican says what you says or a non-democrat then suddenly it's a good idea! Bern, ideas are only bad when you say them because it's you Bern: The Democrat.)

6:32 Default_everything: hah

» there he goes again

6:32 Critica1: Hah.

6:33 Irawesome12: now youre not even trying Albert

6:33 Default_everything: Hey Albert, Obama is the greatest president ever

6:33 Critica1: ^

6:33 Bernkastelwitch: My ideas=Me being a democrat now? Wat.

» Well this is Internet logic. And I heard worse.

6:33 Default_everything: can't wait for his next move

6:34 Critica1: I like Obama guy.

6:34 Bernkastelwitch: Like this one guy claims that every time a Wii U is sold, a puppy dies from cancer or some shit.

6:34 Critica1: Still better than ours.

6:34 Bernkastelwitch: Bernrock Bernbama. There.

6:34 Pyroblade: For the last time Bern ignore GameFaqs

6:34 Glackenburgen: uberfaggots are on a roll tonight

6:34 Bernkastelwitch: That wasn't Gamefaqs Pyro.

6:34 Default_everything: Berock Frebama

6:34 Irawesome12: Baraka Obama, DLC for Injustice

6:35 Pyroblade: Well it sounds very gamefaqs....y

6:35 Bernkastelwitch: Though at this point I think either I just so happen to meet Gamefaqs users on other sites like Youtube or that is how the average gamer acts.

6:35 Default_everything: you know on my own channel maybe I should mod everyone so they have a shot at banning Albert.

» And I can keep score

» Or not

» because you're all liars

6:36 Tolah273: Yes every time someone buys an xbox one a hipster crys

6:36 Critica1: That's... ironic i guess.

6:36 Pyroblade: Face it Bern the "average " games nowadays is just some brat screaming f-bombs on CoD.

6:36 Bernkastelwitch: And to add on what you say Pyro: And they hate other peoples opinions.

6:36 Default_everything: you know what if some guy came to the stream and actually used popeye as a name and he wasn't albert?

6:36 Critica1: or fucking grenade spam on metro in BF3

6:37 Noxifer: Fucky Fucking Facefaced Chat >: |

6:37 Bernkastelwitch: Do I need to tell the Assassins Creed story that happened last year where a kid got hospitalized by a bunch of these redneck jocks over liking the franchise?

6:37 Critica1: always prefered tactics on the BF3 metro.

6:37 Bernkastelwitch: And being a hipster is too mainstream for me.

6:37 Mrfluffywuffy: As well he should have been, Assassin's Creed is awful

6:37 Default_everything: facey facing fuckfucked Tahc

6:38 Tolah273: SO how about a a girl gamer has an orgasm every time a wii u is bought over an xbox one

6:38 Default_everything: GRIL GYAMER

6:38 Tolah273: Ah caps

6:38 Pyroblade: Id belive that Tolah

6:38 Critica1: GURL GAYMERZ?

» Wut iz dat?

6:38 Default_everything: a gril hoo pleys vyda gemz

6:38 Mrfluffywuffy: How about just "gamers" in general

6:39 Bernkastelwitch: I respect peoples opinions a lot but I dislike it when people throw a fucking hissy fit over gaming. It's alright to dislike Assassins Creed. It's not all right to beat up a kid to the point of almost dying over it.

6:39 Tolah273: I dislike assassins creed i own almost every game in the series i can not bother to play it

6:39 Default_everything: video games are srs bsness

6:39 Pyroblade: Now liking Fez thats a reason to beat up someone

6:39 Default_everything: Nah, liking Phil Fish more like

6:39 Bernkastelwitch: The worst part? The Attackers are still at my school to this day.

» They didn't charge them.

6:40 Critica1: lol

6:40 Tolah273: i saw a great picture by sunfish on deviant art some phil fish gay love it was something

6:40 Critica1:  disliking game can be a good reason to beat somebody up

» modern games...

6:40 Bernkastelwitch: Even though this is cruel I want to hear this news story: "Three guys arrested for murdering teenagers. Claim Final Fantasy XIII caused them to kill him."

6:41 Pyroblade: I'd stick assassin creed posters on their lockers and cars Bern

6:41 Default_everything: nah i don't think bern's suicidal

6:41 Tolah273: I think you search out Gamer murder on purpose ber

6:41 Default_everything: so what are you in college or something how did those guys make it into college

6:41 Bernkastelwitch: I'm already on paranoia 101 when I'm around them since if they knew the games I'd like they'd probably do terrible things to me beyond murder.

6:41 Mrfluffywuffy: Dress up as Altair and just sort of wander around the cafeteria, that'd fuck with the,

» *them

6:42 Psguitarist7: Hi

6:42 Bernkastelwitch: These kids have been known to attack people who have a different opinion than theirs.

6:42 Irawesome12: hey psg

6:42 Default_everything: hi

» does the school reward them for that?

6:42 Noxifer: Bern staph.

6:42 Tolah273: Is there cash prizes like in a gaming competition

6:43 Mrfluffywuffy: What, high score for beatings wins a grand?

6:43 Bernkastelwitch: Stuff like that is why I dislike the gaming community a lot. What with that and the "True Gamer" BS people like Gorillz and other gamers do.

6:43 Default_everything: you win a million copies of call of duty ghosts yaaayyyy :3 no :C

6:43 Tolah273: Almost getting suspended wins you a collection of Fatailitys stuff

6:44 Bernkastelwitch: The DmC White House Petition and Mass Effect 3 cupcake poisoning is what drew the line for me.

6:44 Pyroblade: cupcake poiaoning?

6:44 Bernkastelwitch: Though the most extreme people ruin anything.

6:44 Default_everything: Well those parts of the country must be shitty places I'm going to generalize everyone in that area because some people are shitholes

6:44 Psguitarist7: I play whatever game I want because I clearly don't give a fuck.

6:44 Default_everything: careful ps you could get beat up

6:44 Mrfluffywuffy: Most games are shit, the end

6:45 Bernkastelwitch: It was part of that whole Ending BS ME3 had. People sent Cupcakes to EA, EA rejected them and they were later discovered for having rat poison on them.

» That's subjective Fluffy.

6:45 Mrfluffywuffy: Who gives a fuck

6:45 Critica1: I'm not giving a shit about people playing any BS game(On my opinion)

6:45 Tolah273: Dicks all of them Dicsk

6:45 Bernkastelwitch: People who actually just want to game in peace.

» To me it doesn't matter if you play Ys, COD, Final Fantasy, Dark Souls, or even Fucking Angry Birds. I'll respect your tastes and opinions as long as you don't go after me and shove your opinions down my throat.

6:46 Default_everything: I play Rascal

6:46 Critica1: That's what i do most of time.

6:46 Default_everything: nah not really

6:46 Mrfluffywuffy: Respecting people's opinions is old hat

6:46 Default_everything: too much of a little rascal for me

6:47 Irawesome12: Bubsy 3D <3

6:47 Critica1: I guess i'm an old hat then.

6:47 Tolah273: I beat rascal,bubsy 3d and Swagman i have nothing to show for it

6:47 Sankunsama: I like Daikatana

6:47 Critica1: Daikatana?

6:47 Sankunsama: I even have the game's box proudly displayed in my room

6:47 Tolah273: Daikantana a game some people can't beat a level of

6:47 Critica1: that tingles my gaming sense for some reason.

6:47 Bernkastelwitch: I guess I'm counted as an "elderly" gamer if respecting ones opinions is not "in" anymore.

6:48 Tolah273: your a lady in a mans body

» ladies have more manors

6:48 Critica1: lol

» Then i must be ther elder one.

6:48 Default_everything: Manors?

6:48 Mod Hatter_gal: Well, generally speaking, Tolah.

6:48 Default_everything: Bern must be rich

6:48 Tolah273: debatable

6:48 Sniffingzippers:

(Bern: There's a difference between respecting peoples opinions and respecting dangerous acts. If we respected everything, then Germany would of won World War 2.)

6:48 Mrfluffywuffy: Do you honestly give a shit about offending somebody's gaming sensibilities

6:48 Default_everything: Oh fuck

6:48 Sankunsama: Daikatana is an expert FPS

6:49 Default_everything: IT'S GORILLZ/FOAMY AGAIN!

6:49 Sniffingzippers:

(Who's Gorillz?)

6:49 Sankunsama: You guys just don't get John Romero's vision

6:49 Sniffingzippers:

(I'm Zippers.)

6:49 Tolah273: Daikatana one all awards when it came out

6:49 Default_everything: talk more, "Zippers"

6:49 Tolah273: *won

6:49 Sankunsama: Go back to your Call of Duty and shit. Who needs regenerating health when you have unhelpful companions who die a lot

6:50 Tolah273: That first level too is a winner

6:50 Mod Hatter_gal: Daikatana is shit and didn't age well at all.

6:50 Tolah273: Throw the cutscenes in as well they are classic

6:50 Sankunsama: I know. It's a real test of your reflexes.

» Being an expert at shooters means being able to hit tiny targets that move a lot, and blend in with a hideous background

6:50 Tolah273: Is the game even finisable

6:51 Sniffingzippers:

(Look. I know articles that say gaming is dying. I am Zippers. I don't know who Gorillz is.)

6:51 Default_everything: god fucking dammit

6:51 Sankunsama: TLDR

6:51 Mod Hatter_gal: Please stop.

6:51 Mrfluffywuffy: IT BEGINS

6:51 Tolah273: Mm wall of text

6:51 Psguitarist7: It is Gorillz

6:51 Default_everything: He's obviously Gorillz

6:51 Sankunsama: Holy fuck, did you seriously compare the games industry to World War II. What is wrong with you.

6:51 Psguitarist7: BAN HIM

6:51 Mod Hatter_gal: Or I will be forced to assume you're Gorillz.

» Actually

6:51 Sniffingzippers:

6:51 Default_everything: Pfft

6:51 Irawesome12: YEAH

6:51 Critica1: games industry = ww2?

» OVERKILL

6:52 Tolah273: Yes lack of manors is the reason hitler won ww2

6:52 Default_everything: FINAL FANTASY XIII IS THE BEST GAME EVER

6:52 Frenchyraptor: hahahaha

6:52 Psguitarist7: Hatter. Thanks for using the Mjolnr or whatever.

6:52 Pyroblade: Hay guess what I LIKE BIOSHOCK!!

6:52 Bernkastelwitch: Uh oh Default: Run, Gorillz, Gamefaqs, and the dumb jock rednecks will be after you now.

6:52 Sankunsama: Hitler had Mountain Dew and Doritos on his side, that's how he won.

6:52 Default_everything: Good thing I don't live in Vermont

6:52 Bernkastelwitch: And what kind of username is "Sniffing Zippers"?

6:52 Default_everything: Hahahahahahahaha!

6:52 Sankunsama: The Spear of Destiny helped as well

6:53 Tolah273: Also the tank he had really helped if they didn't have mechanical hitler well idk

6:53 Default_everything: also I can't view his last message because twitch is stupid :^|

6:53 Critica1: Huehuehue.

6:53 Sankunsama: In addition to his minigun mech

6:53 Irawesome12: Emperor Tojo did COD

6:53 Glackenburgen: THE TRUE MEANING OF GAEMIN

6:53 Bernkastelwitch: What happened to the days where we can just you know play games and not worry about being bitched at by someone who dislikes your tastes~?

6:53 Tolah273: COD is a trojan

6:53 Bernkastelwitch: I must be old if those days are dead.

6:53 Default_everything: gamin' is srs bsns

6:53 Critica1: I think it's long dead and gone

6:53 Tolah273: You install it on your computer and china tracks you

6:53 Sankunsama: The days when evil corporations controlled all the gaming news.

6:54 Mod Hatter_gal: At least Gorillz is actually trying to give me the slip. In the end, I knew, but I always like to have a justification in banning someone.

6:54 Sankunsama: Like Nintendo and EGM

6:54 Phornicaite: Go back in time to the 80's, and tell people ET is a good game

6:54 Bernkastelwitch: I think Gorillz is more intelligent than Albert.

6:54 Critica1: NOT THE ET

6:54 Sankunsama: They pretended there was nothing wrong.

6:54 Default_everything: Like... 1% smarter

6:54 Critica1 kicks people because ET

6:54 Bernkastelwitch: Wait: Gorillz is smarter than Albert and Kurt Angle.

6:54 Psguitarist7: Hatter is the master of the Mjolnir

6:55 Default_everything: Gorillz is better at doxxing that albert, and he still sucks at it

6:55 Pyroblade: Thats like saying a hipster is more intelligent than a brony

6:55 Tolah273: ET is amazing

» favorite game

6:55 Irawesome12: BibleThump

6:55 Default_everything: FrankerZ

6:55 Critica1: :3

6:55 Default_everything: Keepo

6:55 Phornicaite: tolah: Favorite?

6:55 Sankunsama: But now we have the internet and gaming journalist people like Gorillz to tell us the truth.

6:55 Phornicaite: what about superman 64?

6:55 Tolah273: 10/10 would recommend

6:55 Psguitarist7: Or if we are gonna reference some random YouTuber, The Debugger.

6:55 Critica1: hahaha

» i activated my trap carg

6:55 Sankunsama: It's well written and designed, but unfinished.

» It's like an Obsidian game

6:56 Mrfluffywuffy: The problem isn't tastes or principles or manners, it's just people being people. Those dudes probably beat the shit out of that kid because they felt like it, or because they didn't like his face, rather than because of AC

6:56 Critica1: Obsidian game? it's fine.

6:56 Sankunsama: The Alpha Protocol of it's day, ET.

6:56 Critica1: At least it's playable.

6:56 Irawesome12: least it wasn't Ride to Hell

6:56 Critica1: But et? i think no

6:56 Tolah273: Lawl yes an rpg vs a game that if you know what you are doing isn't that hard

6:56 Phornicaite: oh god ride to hell

6:57 Irawesome12: hehehe

6:57 Phornicaite: I almost bought that for whatever reason

6:57 Tolah273: ride to hell is like Dammnation

6:57 Critica1: dat broken game

6:57 Sankunsama: I wish more developers were bold enough to have graphic fully clothed sex scenes

6:57 Pyroblade: is Ride to hell this generation's Big Rigs?

6:57 Bernkastelwitch: Fluffy no. The friends of those jocks attacked him just over AC.

6:57 Tolah273: I almost downloaded ET the porno then i thought nah

6:57 Sankunsama: Ride to Hell is more like the Plan 9 of gaming.

6:58 Irawesome12: Ride to Hell is our gen's Superman 64

6:58 Phornicaite: ET: Extra Tittrestial?

6:58 Default_everything: Hell to Ride

6:58 Critica1: Plan 9? i don't know that one.

6:58 Mrfluffywuffy: I severely doubt it. Would they have attacked one another if one of their number liked it?

6:58 Sankunsama: Big Rigs, is well.... there's got to be a movie more unwatchable than Plan 9 from Outer Space.

6:58 Irawesome12: plan 9 LOL Ed Wood

6:58 Tolah273: i think drake and the 99 dragons plus aquaman was last generations superman 64

6:58 Pyroblade: I thought MDickie was the Ed Wood of gaming

6:58 Sankunsama: Maybe, Pyro.

6:59 Spotxspot: MDickie has yet to get to start making sexploitation games

» Maybe someday

6:59 Mrfluffywuffy: If MDickie is Ed Wood, David Cage is Shyamalan

6:59 Sankunsama: I would play the fuck out of an MDickie porn studio sim game.

6:59 Irawesome12: MDickie games are surprisingly good

6:59 Sankunsama: Just to watch those hideous people fuck

7:00 Default_everything: and you wouldn't be able to tell they're fucking

7:00 Sankunsama: David Cage as Shamalyan sounds accurate.

7:00 Pyroblade: Yeah

7:00 Irawesome12: lol

7:00 Psguitarist7: I can't wait

7:00 Mrfluffywuffy: I fucking hate David Cage :D

7:00 Psguitarist7: I cant waait!

7:00 Spotxspot: Maybe it'd be like in You Testament

7:00 Sankunsama: Thing is, M Night doesn't have bits in his movies where you have to control a character and interact meaningfully with the movie.

7:00 Tolah273: Man an Mdickie porno would just be a bunch of dudes wrestling naked

7:00 Spotxspot: Where two people hug and suddenly there's a hideous 7 year old child

7:01 Irawesome12: David Cage = Tommy Wiseau

7:01 Pyroblade: No some people actually like Tommy

7:01 Sankunsama: No! No! Ride to Hell is The Room of gaming.

7:01 Psguitarist7: Come on, Mike! I CAN'T WAIT!!!

7:01 Bernkastelwitch: I really hate how humans are becoming. This is a bad human evolution.

7:01 Mrfluffywuffy: You could say that, based on Heavy Rain's facial animations and line delivery

7:01 Tolah273: though you would ahv eto be able to slice of dicks in the game

7:01 Irawesome12: Oh hai Jason, I didnt know it was you

7:02 Pyroblade: Oh hai JASON!!!

7:02 Critica1: Hai there jason.

7:02 Spotxspot: What a story Jason

7:02 Sankunsama: hahaha

7:02 Mrfluffywuffy: Oh hai Shaun, time to do your homework haaaah

7:02 Irawesome12: Mark was the Oragami Killer all along

7:02 Psguitarist7: I didn't hit her. I DID NOT. Oh hai, Jason.

7:02 Pyroblade: Oh God what have we started?

7:02 Sankunsama: hai doggy

7:03 Tolah273: Tommy Wiseau is Origami Killer obviously

7:03 Irawesome12: The best David Cage game ever

7:03 Glackenburgen: miek strem

7:03 Frenchyraptor: Actually David Cage games could be more entertaining that way

7:03 Tolah273: Dicks Strem

7:03 Blacklincoln:

(I'm hate David Cage so much I am willing to not only murder him but rape his fucking daughter. I will make her scream in pain for what her father has done. I will make her bleed!!! And if you think I'm joking listen to the news this Sunday. You'll see I am serious you fuckers.)

7:03 Mrfluffywuffy: I want a movie where Tommy Wiseau plays all the parts like Eddie Murphy

7:03 Irawesome12: Woah

7:03 Sankunsama: Oh hai Gorillz

7:03 Glackenburgen: I already did and it sucked. ill stream when my internet isnt shite

7:03 Irawesome12: a bit much Albert

7:04 Bernkastelwitch: Can't tell if Gorillz or Albert.

7:04 Pyroblade: Wow Black! Twll us how you really feel.

» Tell*

7:04 Mod Hatter_gal: Wow. Just no. Please die much.

7:04 Default_everything: "Black Lincoln"

7:04 Tolah273: no no Black face Lincoln

7:04 Irawesome12: ever see Tommy Wiseau in "The House that Drips Blood on Alex"?

» pretty decent short film

7:05 Bernkastelwitch: You know that message reminds me of what I screencapped on Gamefaqs. I need to make a page on the forums of "Gamefaqs users say the darnnest things!" just for the hell of it.

7:05 Mrfluffywuffy: Why do you even go there

7:05 Sankunsama: Because Bern likes the abuse

7:05 Bernkastelwitch: It's so bad it's good there sometimes.

7:05 Mrfluffywuffy: The gamefaqs forums are worse than SA

7:06 Sankunsama: Are they as bad as /v/, though?

7:06 Tolah273: Maybe Bern has a membership to Lue somehow

7:06 Bernkastelwitch: Hell there are guys who in order to petition against Call Of Duty they all ended up posting porn constantly and said they won't stop until COD is cancelled.

7:06 Sankunsama: lol

7:06 Bernkastelwitch: Let's just say they weren't intelligent.

7:06 Sankunsama: Was that movement called "Call of Booty"?

7:06 Irawesome12: post BDSM until COD goes away

» seems legit

7:07 Tolah273: I hope it was at least gay por

7:07 Psguitarist7: Call of...eh forget about it.

7:07 Bernkastelwitch: That's...a name of an actual Call Of Duty porno Sankun..

7:07 Tolah273: n

7:07 Sankunsama: That exists?

» I thought it was just a fake cover

7:07 Pyroblade: Bern I am all for your Gamefaqs idea

7:07 Sankunsama: And how do you make a COD porno?

7:07 Psguitarist7: My Jojo's Bizarre Adventure game came in.

7:07 Sankunsama: It's just military stuff

7:07 Bernkastelwitch: So if people want me to put the screencaps there I'll gladly do it~.

7:07 Psguitarist7: Cornhole with the barrel?

» Idk

7:07 Frenchyraptor: Well they did do a Beavis & Butthead porno so you can expect anything

7:07 Mrfluffywuffy: Plus a canine companion :P

7:08 Tolah273: Yay good for you

7:08 Sankunsama: My copy of Turok for N64 came in.

7:08 Critica1: anything is possible on porno world

7:08 Psguitarist7: Do anal, but call it quickscoping idk.

7:08 Bernkastelwitch: There's even a porno on the history of pornos.

7:08 Sankunsama: But my brother's away and I have no idea how to set up the N64.

7:08 Frenchyraptor: and a porno of Super Mario as well

7:08 Tolah273: Super Porno Brothers has to exist

7:08 Pyroblade: Bern theres a porno of everything

7:08 Sankunsama: Super Hornio Bros. The holy grail of porn spoofs.

7:08 Irawesome12: American Dad porno trailer is fucked up

7:08 Mrfluffywuffy: Errr, scart lead and power supply, that's pretty much it

7:09 Psguitarist7: I CAN'T WAIT, DAMNIT!

7:09 Bernkastelwitch: Spongeknob Squarenuts and a porno that is designed to be a shock link to kids looking up info on American history and instead they find a masturbating woman telling the history while doing stuff to herself...

» Kids at my school fell for that and got in trouble.

7:09 Pyroblade: Sin't the Friends prono complete with canned laughter?

7:10 Irawesome12: hahaha

7:10 Critica1: hahaha

7:10 Pyroblade: Really Bern?

7:10 Bernkastelwitch: Yeah...

7:10 Phornicaite: Sorry to cut in, anyone know how good PS4 > Vita remote play works?

7:10 Frenchyraptor: Are you sure this is not the excuse the kids gave to the teacher

7:10 Mrfluffywuffy: > Vita Kappa

7:10 Irawesome12: watch?v=OuidFLd7Hr8

7:10 Tolah273: Eh i suppose if your a fan of jojo then you will enjoy the game

7:10 Irawesome12: best spoof ever

7:11 Critica1: Vita... lol

7:11 Psguitarist7: What?

7:11 Critica1: fun!

7:11 Mod Thesovietsteve: I don't think that's albert, yet

7:11 Bernkastelwitch: I own a Vita and enjoy it. Sadly I am not a "Real Gamer" in most circles just for simply owning it.

7:11 Psguitarist7: I like Jojo ASB.

» I find it to be fun

7:11 Mod Hatter_gal: Who?

7:11 Phornicaite: Meh. If I don't like it ateast ive got spelunky

7:11 Pyroblade: I have a Vita

7:11 Critica1: hm

» that new jojo game?

7:12 Psguitarist7: Yes

7:12 Critica1: that was impressive, but still unfinished.

7:12 Mrfluffywuffy: Don't tell them. The Vita can be your dirty little secret.

7:12 Mod Thesovietsteve: Guys

» Drugs are amazing

» Take them

7:12 Phornicaite: ^

7:12 Bernkastelwitch: I've also seen a Porno of two people in a 3DS and Vita costume getting it on...

7:12 Phornicaite: Mushrooms are the most amazing

7:12 Tolah273: You started cooking meth steve

7:12 Bernkastelwitch: And somehow that created their baby "Xbox One".

7:12 Psguitarist7: What Steve said is correct.

7:13 Spotxspot: Kids

» Don't take drugs

» Sell them instead

» You'll get rich

7:13 Mod Thesovietsteve: Pfffft I hate chemistry

7:13 Phornicaite: brb, buying a vita in meatland

7:13 Critica1: selling drug is good

7:13 Pyroblade: Wait. If it's a 3Ds shouldn't it be a threesome?

7:13 Critica1: now go and buy moar games

7:13 Glackenburgen: Dont get high off your own supply

7:13 Bernkastelwitch: With the Vita added in it's a foursome.

7:14 Mrfluffywuffy: Drugs get boring very fast

7:14 Critica1: so you must sell LOADS OF THEM before they gets boring!

7:14 Psguitarist7: Mike.

7:15 Bernkastelwitch: Welp. Gonna make that post and that's probably where I'll post my Gamefaqs screencaps from now on.

7:15 Psguitarist7: Seriously.

7:15 Critica1: or add some remon flavor if that's good.

7:15 Psguitarist7: Can't wait.

7:15 Tolah273: go get drunk then crash out when you wake up mike will be streaming

» Hehe you could always watch Purity until mike starts streaming

7:17 Mod Thesovietsteve: Tolah, don't mention her here. :v

7:17 Tolah273: ;X

7:17 Mod Hatter_gal: Meh.

7:19 Bernkastelwitch: There. Some of the images posted. I'll put a certain number per post.

7:21 Glackenburgen: I want a 3DO

7:21 Irawesome12: lol

7:21 Noxifer: Glack no, That's a terrible consumer purchase

7:21 Irawesome12: Ill give you my Virtual Boy

7:21 Mrfluffywuffy: Got a hankerin' for some Sewer Shark?

7:21 Glackenburgen: But....3DO

» I WANNA PLAY CRIME PATROL MAN

7:21 Noxifer: Glack No. No >: |

» Pepsiman > Crime patrol Man

7:22 Mrfluffywuffy: You know there are 3DO emulators, right?

7:22 Pyroblade: "Mom I wanted a 3DS! Not a 3DO!"

7:22 Glackenburgen: ITS NOT THE SANE

7:22 Spotxspot: Get an Atari Jaguar

7:22 Bernkastelwitch: There. Posted a majority of the images~.

7:23 Glackenburgen: FUCK the JAguar 3DO HAS REAL 3D GRAPHICS AND FULL MOTION VIDEO MAN FUUL MOTION!

7:23 Mrfluffywuffy: Well, if you want an authentic experience, you could knacker the fuck out of your laptop's disk drive

7:23 Noxifer: Glack you can have a virtualboy instead.

» if you're good.

7:23 Bernkastelwitch: Here Glack have an Ouya.

7:23 Glackenburgen: nu, I want 3DO

7:23 Mrfluffywuffy: The virtual boy is like the Oculus Rift for hipsters

7:23 Spotxspot: You can come down here and buy a Zeebo

7:23 Noxifer: Oh you want a Philips CDI

» okay glack

7:24 Pyroblade: Ouya. Made with real hipster tears.

7:24 Spotxspot: That way you can play the cellphone version of RE4 on your TV

7:24 Irawesome12: Wario World was the only good game for it

7:24 Spotxspot: No more than one zombie on screen at any given time

7:24 Psguitarist7: If you sent me a virtuaboy, I wouldn't mind. As long as it is free.

7:24 Glackenburgen: NO PHILIPS BULL, I WANT 3D MUTHA FUCKIN OOOO

7:24 Mrfluffywuffy: N-GAGE motherfuckazzzz TriHard

7:24 Psguitarist7: Eye surgery can wait.

» But I CAN'T WAIT!

7:25 Glackenburgen: I think corn pops are going to be replaced by 3DO as my new gimmick.

7:25 Default_everything: no

7:25 Glackenburgen: Dicks is eternal though

7:25 Default_everything: cornpops

7:25 Pyroblade: What about Fluffy?

7:25 Noxifer: I legitimately own a 3DO. lol..

7:25 Glackenburgen: what model?

7:25 Pyroblade: Gameocom*

7:25 Mrfluffywuffy: Not heard of it

» Is it as good as the Sega Saturn?

7:25 Pyroblade: Game com was....well something

7:26 Noxifer: Sayno ?

7:26 Glackenburgen: NU WAY DATS the japan one from japan

7:26 Noxifer: Ebay.

» Glack you underestimate how much I ebay.

7:26 Glackenburgen: last sanyo one i saw on ebay said it was broke

7:26 Pyroblade: http://enDOTwikipediaDOTorg/wiki/Game_com

7:26 Psguitarist7: I have a Sega Saturn

7:27 Mrfluffywuffy: Sanyo was the brand of my VCR

7:27 Glackenburgen: I had a sanyo tv that was pretty nice

7:27 Psguitarist7: Now if you owned the Action Max...

7:27 Glackenburgen: Nox give me you're 3DO please

7:28 Noxifer: Wait no. I own it purely for novelity.

7:29 Bernkastelwitch: The 3DO is a sacred weapon designed only for the most powerful monks.

7:29 Glackenburgen: :C you dont even play killing time or need for speed on it?

7:29 Mrfluffywuffy: There was an NFS on the 3DO?

7:29 Glackenburgen: yeah the first one

7:29 Noxifer: wtf do I need that where I can literally run the iso games on my computer?

7:29 Mrfluffywuffy: No kidding

7:30 Glackenburgen: You dont understand nox...with the 3DO you play and you can FEEL the power

7:30 Psguitarist7: I CAN'T WAIT.....

7:31 Glackenburgen: Thats it, I'm buying one. How much are these things

7:31 Noxifer: I tell you what Glack :v If you can find a book for me online, not necessarily buy for me but just find under 100 dollars I will send you thee 3DO. I'm looking for Liber Falxifer.

7:31 Bernkastelwitch: Doo doo doo~.

7:31 Noxifer: The leather edition.

7:31 Glackenburgen: DONE DEAL

7:31 Noxifer: Good fucking Luck.

» You Greatly underestimate my Hobbies Glack.

7:32 Glackenburgen: oh my

» oh my these prices

7:32 Mod Hatter_gal: LOL

7:32 Psguitarist7: Anyone have Sega Saturn games they want to generously donate? All I got is Virtua Cop, Some shitty helicopter game, and BASSBALL....

7:32 Bernkastelwitch: You can always make the book Glack :V.

7:32 Glackenburgen: OH MY .....what challenge have I taken

7:32 Mod Hatter_gal: Never had a Sega Saturn.

7:32 Bernkastelwitch: Just get a paper and some crayon and remake the book.

7:33 Spotxspot: I have a SNES with Mario Paint

7:33 Irawesome12: Free Shipping hahaha

7:33 Psguitarist7: Mind you just had to find it.

7:33 Bernkastelwitch: I've played on a Saturn. I never owned one legit.

7:33 Glackenburgen: I actually got a pretty good deal on amazon. I got a sound blaster 16 BRAND NEW for 22 bucks and free shipping

7:33 Mod Thesovietsteve: This game doesn't lag and has him attacking women http://www.livestream.com/uiaesstreams

7:33 Psguitarist7: I want the game called Mr Bones for the Saturn

7:33 Mrfluffywuffy: Virtua Fighter 2 is good for the Saturn, you got probably get it for fifty cents

» *could

7:34 Glackenburgen: I have mr bones! it s fun but hard as fuck

7:34 Bernkastelwitch: Mr. Bones is the only game I'd get if I owned a Saturn :V.

7:35 Psguitarist7: I bet. It is impossible to get an emulator for the saturn working on my end.

7:36 Glackenburgen: these prices are insane....I'll never get a 3do....*que sad music*

7:36 Noxifer: If you want I could change the book for you to find Glacken

7:37 Glackenburgen: Im up for the challenge again!

7:37 Psguitarist7: Is it as easy to get a PS2 emulator to run as it is PS1?

7:37 Noxifer: under 100, find me a copy of the deluxe edition of Qliphoth Opus II

7:37 Psguitarist7: I want to stream Siren soon.

7:37 Noxifer: remember, deluxe.

7:37 Glackenburgen:

7:37 Psguitarist7: And I own it.

7:37 Bernkastelwitch: I never tried using my PS emulator yet. I'll have to do it sometime.

7:37 Mrfluffywuffy: I hear PS2 emulators have gotten pretty good.

7:37 Critica1: and how do you stream it?

7:38 Glackenburgen: what are these books even about

7:38 Psguitarist7: OBS.

7:38 Critica1: OBS?

7:38 Mod Thesovietsteve: Open Broadcast

» Soviet Steve style

7:38 Critica1: not capture card or anything?

7:38 Noxifer: Stuff.

7:38 Psguitarist7: It's an emulator

7:38 Critica1: *recording device*

7:38 Psguitarist7: OBS is the recorder.

7:38 Critica1: oh.

7:38 Mod Thesovietsteve: >Using capture card on your own computer

7:39 Psguitarist7: Capture cards are rediculous. Bought a dazzle, didn't work

7:39 Irawesome12: lol

7:39 Glackenburgen: Fuck it, ill just buy a 3do

7:39 Critica1: i've heard it can cause fucktons of work to make it actually work on stream.

7:39 Mrfluffywuffy: Elgato's are okay

7:39 Noxifer: Glacken you're no fun.

7:39 Psguitarist7: Got my money back, though.

7:39 Noxifer: wtf do you want with one anyone ?

7:39 Glackenburgen: Theres only 1 COPY MAN

7:40 Noxifer: Look.

7:40 Glackenburgen: its 450 bucks

7:40 Noxifer: Pfff just 450 that's not too bad actually.

» my KoF is work about 10k.

7:40 Glackenburgen: better than 14k

7:41 Noxifer: aka the price of the 3DO at launch

7:41 Psguitarist7: I wish Saturn was easily NOT region locked.

7:41 Glackenburgen: ho ho ho. Are these demon books? they look like demon books

7:41 Tolah273: Lol 3do

7:41 Glackenburgen: HELL YEAH BUYIN A 3DO

7:42 Tolah273: why?? do you want more people to not go to your strems

7:42 Noxifer: Glack :v you know nothing of me outside of chat, let's keep it that way.

» Also there nothing good on the 3DO

» nothing D: why doyou want one I dont even

7:42 Glackenburgen:

(You're a city simulator demon?)

7:42 Tolah273: Are you so excited to play the original Creatures game

7:43 Mod Hatter_gal: OOPS

7:43 Tolah273: *Claps to hatter

7:43 Acekendrich: I disagree about that 3DO comment

7:43 Psguitarist7: Whoops. Mjolnir had probs.

7:43 Irawesome12: LOL

7:43 Mod Hatter_gal: Seriously though, my bad.

7:43 Default_everything: shit what did he say, I can't reveal deleted messages anymore

7:43 Psguitarist7: PS1 had Creatures.

» and Baldies.

7:43 Glackenburgen: ok ok I see how it is

7:43 Tolah273: Yes but 3do had the first creatures

7:43 Noxifer: I mean what, Samurai Shodown ? Street fighter turbo if you're going after that shit just buy a neogeo man

» no exclusives

7:44 Acekendrich: It had the first Need For Speed

» Also the best version of Doom at the time

7:44 Noxifer: >PC

7:44 Tolah273: Creature Shock that is

7:44 Noxifer: > PC

» oh oh

7:44 Glackenburgen: Thats fine we all have opinions, only difference is hatter gets to timeout people with different opinions. BUT THE 3DO STANDS STRONG MAN!

7:44 Sankunsama: Didn't the 3DO version of Doom run like shit?

7:44 Acekendrich: FIne, best CONSOLE version

7:44 Noxifer: dont even go into the realms of FMV games

7:44 Acekendrich: No, I owned it briefly. Ran great.

7:44 Sankunsama: I mean it had awesome music, but holy crap was it badly ported.

7:44 Tolah273: Yeah it ran like shit but it had cd audio

7:45 Glackenburgen: I sorta like FMV games....

7:45 Tolah273: Man the playstation had FMMV games

7:45 Psguitarist7: Then Sega CD that

» Shit

7:45 Acekendrich: Also, there was a really cool EA game it had that I don't think ever came out for anything else

7:45 Tolah273: the first Insomniac game had fmv movies in it

7:45 Glackenburgen: But the 3do has better vidya quality

7:45 Noxifer: Look.

7:45 Sankunsama: I found a copy of Tex Murphy Overseer at a thrift store. Unfortunately, the 4th disc was missing.

7:45 Acekendrich: can't remember what it was called

7:45 Noxifer: Glacken

» If you want to buy a new console

7:46 Sankunsama: At the same time though, I did find Toonstruck.

7:46 Noxifer: get a MOJO

» sneaker sneaker.

7:46 Tolah273: do you mean 3d Atlas

7:46 Glackenburgen: the dicks a MOJO?

7:46 Psguitarist7: Am I the only one reading Noxifer's comments like Christopher Walken?

7:46 Acekendrich: Some 3D shooter, involving an alien invasion

7:46 Noxifer: I'm kind of mentally typing them Psg

» in that tone

7:46 Sankunsama: Wasn't there this whacked out 3DO FPS where you shoot legs with vaginas or something?

7:46 Psguitarist7: I'm actually reading them aloud with the voice

7:47 Glackenburgen: PO'ED

7:47 Sankunsama: And you play as a chef in space? It was also on PS1.

7:47 Tolah273: they had road rash

» road rash for 3do

7:47 Acekendrich: YES

7:47 Glackenburgen: finding the gun for the 3DO is really damn hard

7:47 Acekendrich: but then that got ported to PS1, didn't it?

7:47 Psguitarist7: Anyone played Whacked! on the original XBox?

7:47 Glackenburgen: and expensive

7:47 Tolah273: mm i think PO'ED looks bad whatever system runs it

7:47 Noxifer: look.

» I'll agree that the 3DO is worth buying

7:48 Psguitarist7: It was the craziest shit I have ever enjoyed.

7:48 Tolah273: wheres the mike strem

7:48 Noxifer: if you stream the 3DO game Star Control II.

7:48 Tolah273: MIKE STRE<

7:48 Glackenburgen: You own the 3DI just to mock me :C

7:48 Tolah273: CDI?

7:48 Acekendrich: I wouldn't pay more than 50 bucks for one, though.

7:48 Sankunsama: I'm morbidly curious about PO'ED. I might just try it out.

7:48 Glackenburgen: 3DI? OH GOD

7:48 Psguitarist7: Mike. I can't wait!

7:48 Noxifer: I don't own a 3Di Het.

» *yet

7:48 Tolah273: CDI mario hotel

7:48 Noxifer: but That sound like the worst console ever.

» I want it

7:48 Acekendrich: Now that was a piece of garbage

7:48 Glackenburgen: ITS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN THE CDI and 3DO TOO MUCH POWER

7:49 Psguitarist7: Published by Accolade. Our buddies with the bobcat.

7:49 Noxifer: need to put a Neogeo in there for good measure

7:49 Acekendrich: I remember the demos at BB, they had the 3DO next to the CDI, it wasn't even close

7:49 Noxifer: but no I actually got it in a bundle of other retro consoles on ebay if you must know Glack.

7:49 Bernkastelwitch: Don't forget a Wanderswan too~.

7:49 Glackenburgen: but anyway. 3do is pretty cool, I like the light gun games

7:49 Tolah273: well the CDI was a cd player with games

7:49 Noxifer: look, If you get a 3DO

» play alone in the dark 2 on it

7:49 Glackenburgen: yes nox?

7:49 Noxifer: Khehehe

7:49 Acekendrich: You should probably put "games" in quotes Tolah

7:49 Psguitarist7: CDI was a....thing that dongled...your dong. Wut.

7:50 Tolah273: CDI actually had creature shock as well

» have you tried to play the CDI emulator it is something

7:50 Glackenburgen: Alone in the dark is only fun if you have the walkthrough, on your own youll just die forever

7:50 Acekendrich: If you want an obscure CD system, go with an Amiga CD32.

7:50 Tolah273: how about no

» lol

7:50 Sankunsama: How about the Apple Pippin?

7:50 Mod Thesovietsteve: console of the century

7:50 Glackenburgen: I think the 3DO is the best out of the odd failed console bunch

7:50 Tolah273: or the system that came before the virtual boy

7:51 Glackenburgen: BECAUSE AT LEAST 3DO TRIED

7:51 Psguitarist7: I want a Virtual Boy for the Innsmouth game

7:51 Acekendrich: Is the Neo Geo in that bunch? Because if it is, we're going to have to fight.

7:51 Sankunsama: The Pippin at least had Marathon.

7:51 Glackenburgen: which ran like shit

7:51 Tolah273: they made an innmouths game for the virtual boy dam

7:52 Acekendrich: Innmouths?

7:52 Tolah273: Innsmouth

7:52 Noxifer: I swear to My Gods, If Mike doesn't play Prinny 2, again because of your shit Bern.

» I'm gong to stab you.

7:52 Glackenburgen: The sanyo one is a bit on the rare side, your lucky nox

7:52 Bernkastelwitch: Okay I'll load the latest LA Beast/Fat Swordsman crossover power hour video.

7:53 Acekendrich: And there's another one for the nightmare fuel

7:53 Tolah273: is alone in the dark one worth playing blind

7:53 Mrfluffywuffy: Not really.

7:54 Sankunsama: There's actually a Shin Megami Tensei game on Virtual Boy.

7:54 Spotxspot: Alone in the dark 1 as in polygon mustachioed Carnby version?

7:54 Mrfluffywuffy: You could do worse I guess.

7:54 Sankunsama: I'm not kidding.

7:54 Spotxspot: Probably not

7:54 Acerbic_soap: Lust checked: JA Beast stuck his tongue in a mousetrap...

» Just****

7:54 Acekendrich: I've always been curious about AITD, but those graphics....I just can't do it.

7:54 Tolah273: Yeah but they probably made that version shi megami tensei not wonderfully

7:54 Mrfluffywuffy: AITD1 Carnby looks like he belongs in the Highlander game Spoony did

7:54 Sankunsama: Then try Ecstatica instead.

7:55 Mrfluffywuffy: He's so angular

7:55 Bernkastelwitch: Good. Now the LA Beast needs to lick an electrical outlet with eels in his pants.

7:55 Sankunsama: Ecstatica is a much rounder game.

7:55 Tolah273: you could cut your tongue with a mouse trap

7:55 Psguitarist7: Atari Jaguar

7:55 Acekendrich: Similar horror/adventura, Sankun?

7:55 Sankunsama: :) Yes

7:55 Acekendrich: Sweet...might have to look that up

7:55 Noxifer: moop

7:55 Acerbic_soap: Beast used tiny mouse traps

7:56 Glackenburgen: retsupurae amiright GUYS?

7:56 Tolah273: what a bitch tit

7:56 Bernkastelwitch: Alan Beast versus LA Beast in a death match.

7:56 Tolah273: Go big or go home

» Bern *sigh* a real person can vs your imaginary friends

7:57 Spotxspot: That would be interesting if Alan Beast weren't fake

7:57 Acekendrich: Dammit all Lakers...ugh

7:57 Noxifer: Glack Glack, Hey, Hey Glack.

7:57 Sankunsama: Seriously Ace, putting aside the weird graphical style, Ecstatica is actually quite fun.

» It's arguably aged much better than AiTD.

7:58 Noxifer: Buy Tiger electronics ducktales, Best handheld Glack.

7:58 Acekendrich: That wouldn't surprise me, AITD totally strikes me as a "You had to be there" series

7:58 Default_everything: butts

7:58 Glackenburgen: 3DO

» Cant stop saying it

7:59 Tolah273: it was a psygnosis game then it must be good

7:59 Psguitarist7: Galshell 2 is a great game

» Idk what everyone is talking about

7:59 Sankunsama: Galshell 2 looked amazing when Mike played it

7:59 Tolah273: Meh i tried to play it on my own it didn't seem as great

7:59 Sankunsama: And Albert pretended he was going to report us for playing a game with tits in it and we all got scared.

7:59 Psguitarist7: It's hard, but that's probably because I suck at it.

8:00 Irawesome12: lol

8:00 Tolah273: I didn't see enough vagina

8:00 Psguitarist7: I got to the first boss, and I am stuck.

8:00 Noxifer: Did you know that 3DO also made pc games too glack?

8:00 Acekendrich: I just looked it up, Shock Wave is the game I was thinking of

8:00 Tolah273: i need to be assaulted by reproductive organs when i play bullet hells

8:00 Psguitarist7: Who want's a reminder of a previous stream?

8:01 Mod Hatter_gal: Meh

8:01 Glackenburgen: Hell yeah man the 3DO company

8:01 Psguitarist7: http://imgur(dot)com/a/dwJh9

8:01 Noxifer: Heroes of might and magic 3.

8:01 Acekendrich: I'm actually going through MM6 right now

8:01 Noxifer: Best Turnbase game ever.

8:01 Tolah273: mhm

8:01 Glackenburgen: And hey the 3DO has PORN, you dont get that with nintendo

8:01 Sankunsama: Oh god I loved Heroes 3

8:01 Noxifer: is 6 the one your stuck on that fucking island with dragonflies

8:01 Psguitarist7: Atari Did.

8:01 Noxifer: or is that 7 ?

8:02 Sankunsama: It's 7

8:02 Acekendrich: You talking Heroes or Regular?

8:02 Noxifer: Fuck the beginning of 7 >: |

8:02 Acekendrich: Either way, I haven't been to the islands yet.

8:02 Sankunsama: I haven't even properly gotten into the Might and Magic games. Which is the best to start with?

8:02 Glackenburgen: then theres the unfinished buggy might and magic 9

8:02 Noxifer: all thought I had a pretty bad ass necromancer on my team

8:02 Acekendrich: 3

» 1 and 2 are too archiac

» archaic...oops

8:02 Tolah273: im trying to play one

8:02 Noxifer: The dos games where bad ass

» I remember the map you got.

8:03 Acekendrich: 3 and 4+5 are solid

8:03 Glackenburgen: Most of that was done by new world computing

8:03 Noxifer: fucking darkside of Xeen

» my child hood, oh god <3

8:03 Acekendrich: Well, 6 was too, 3DO was just the publisher

8:04 Sankunsama: If I can get a powercord for an old netbook I have lying around, the M+M games would be great for my train ride to work.

8:04 Tolah273: Did that take up all of your childhood Nox?

8:04 Glackenburgen: You like the 3DO dont ya squidward?

8:04 Noxifer: all my childhood? No.

» Ultima did.

8:04 Acekendrich: Plumbers don't wear Ties

8:04 Glackenburgen: wheres the nude code, i wanna see that dudes ass

8:04 Noxifer: That and shit like Starocean second story

» gotta get all 88 endings

» that fucking rpg

» JEEZ

8:04 Acekendrich: 88...endings?

8:05 Noxifer: Yes

8:05 Irawesome12: damn 88

8:05 Glackenburgen: why tho

8:05 Sankunsama: Wow

8:05 Acekendrich: WTF? I thought Chrono Trigger was bad.

8:05 Noxifer:

» Wiki Star Ocean: The Second Story

» do it.

8:05 Glackenburgen: I dont like games with more than one ending. makes me feel incomplete

8:05 Acerbic_soap: Shadow the Hedgehog is the worst.

8:06 Noxifer: Read the last paragraph under gameplay on the wiki article

8:06 Acerbic_soap: (In terms of paths)

8:06 Sankunsama: Shadow the Hedgehog's multi-endings always ended with Shadow gathering the chaos emeralds and saying something.

» And then the credits

8:06 Tolah273: So is mike not streaming tonight?

8:06 Irawesome12: not aclue

8:06 Sankunsama: He's on the chat list

8:06 Psguitarist7: He's on skype

» I can't wait

8:06 Glackenburgen: mike will strem

» I will maek him strem

8:06 Sankunsama: Shadow's multi-path gameplay felt a bit forced.

8:07 Tolah273: so excited you could piss

8:07 Sankunsama: Then again, a lot of stuff in Shadow the Hedgehog was forced.

8:07 Irawesome12: oh god shadow the hedgehog

8:07 Mod Thesovietsteve: Like the rape

8:07 Sankunsama: WHERES THE DAMN FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD

8:07 Tolah273: Lawl

8:07 Acekendrich: BANG

8:07 Acerbic_soap: Mike!

8:07 Irawesome12: Oh hai Denny

8:07 Noxifer: Hey Mixmaster Mike.

8:07 Default_everything: oh

8:07 Bernkastelwitch: LIVE!