January 11th, 2014 Conversation

Overview
At first, there's the beginnings of a Bern-won't-shut-up-about-videogames discussion that dies off quickly enough, talk of Albert lurking about, and some reminiscence of Glack's stream from the previous night.

Mike shows up in the chat soon enough, marking his first appearance after a short absence. However, thanks to the combined efforts of Uiae, Tech and Hatter, the chat spirals into "serious talk" concerning culture, language and the genetics of Homestuck for quite a while. Tiredness and Mike's stream puts an end to this, however.

The Chat
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5:09 Edudpah: Am I the only one who can't load the viewer list?

5:09 Bernkastelwitch: People are alive~! And it can load for me.

5:09 Edudpah: I've refreshed a few times, but it doesn't seem to load.

5:09 Bernkastelwitch: Weird.

5:11 Mod Hatter_gal: So, any signs of Albert?

5:11 Uiae: Popeye99

5:11 Default_everything: yeah, he's in the list

5:11 Edudpah: Oh, coolio, if only I could see that list.

5:12 Default_everything: Albert's probably getting scolded by his parents

5:12 Bernkastelwitch: Doo doo doo~.

5:12 Edudpah: yay, it finally loaded.

5:13 Bernkastelwitch: And I finally got my PS3 controller to work on my computer~.

5:14 Edudpah: I found it pretty easy to do that, myself.

5:14 Bernkastelwitch: The issue I had was that the program I used only accepted Dualshock 3's and i had a Sixaxis.

5:15 Edudpah: I downloaded motioninjoy to be able to use it, personally.

5:15 Bernkastelwitch: That's what I'm using.

» Hell I'm thinking of streaming to try it out. And I'm bored ATM~.

5:18 Bernisanactivisiongame:

(Here is something: Bern is actually Next years Call Of Duty game. Disprove this factual fact.)

5:18 Bernkastelwitch: Oh that's just lazy now.

5:18 Default_everything: Albert, everything you ever wrote was false

» So, this is "Operation Storm within the Desert"

» just the same thing as usual :T

» 'least twitch isn't doing the double message thing to me again

5:22 Bernkastelwitch: What the hell I'll do one since no one said no.

5:22 Default_everything: viewer list still takes forever to update though :^|

5:23 Bernkastelwitch: Which'll be a problem.

5:24 Mod Hatter_gal: True.

» But it's no big deal.

» Albert has the one and only timing, though.

» Pops up every time I'm doing something else.

» Like right now I'm still cooking.

5:24 Bernkastelwitch: If I do a stream this'll be worrysome if Albert pops up because I won't know considering the chat is no loading.

5:26 Edudpah: http://gamejolt(dot)com/games/other/pelicump/20859/ someone should recommend that game to Mike, it is best game ever.

5:26 Default_everything: I'll be there, make me mod so I can ban him if he comes :^|

5:26 Irawesome12: did i miss anything last night

5:27 Default_everything: He didn't stream last night :^|

5:27 Edudpah: Nope.

» We all cried.

5:27 Irawesome12: i passed out right b4 9

5:27 Tolah273: glackenburgen streamed men behind the sun

5:29 Glackenburgen: STREM DICKS

5:29 Default_everything: UUAAHG GLAACK

5:29 Bernkastelwitch: Fuck it. I'll do a stream until Mike comes.

5:29 Tolah273: DICKS indeed

5:30 Glackenburgen: UUAAAAGH DEFUALT

5:30 Edudpah: what if mike never comes? Will you stream forever?

5:30 Glackenburgen: Ill do another shitty movie stream

5:30 Mod Hatter_gal: Actually, Mike is on Skype today, so...

5:30 Tolah273: Woo

5:31 Edudpah: wo

5:31 Glackenburgen: MARUTAAAA

5:31 Tolah273: MARUTAAAAA!

5:32 Mod Hatter_gal: wut

5:32 Glackenburgen: hatter should have came to the stream

5:32 Mod Hatter_gal: He said he took a really long nap last night, and that's why he didn't stream.

5:33 Tolah273: The name the Japanese gave the Chinese to make them seem nothing but as body parts

5:33 Mod Hatter_gal: Right. Okay.

5:34 Glackenburgen: actually maruta loosely translates to "log" or "wood" it was a joke the scientists make because unit 731 was disguised as a wood mill

5:34 Tolah273: really interesting

5:38 Mod Hatter_gal: Considering the nature of the movie.

5:39 Tolah273: It was a wonderful movie with cat murder and a woman losing the skin off her fingers

5:39 Glackenburgen: the cat was FIINE

5:39 Tolah273: Allegedly

5:39 Spotxspot: The rats were crispy though

5:39 Bernkastelwitch: Welp. Nevermind. My stream is cancelled....YET AGAIN because it looks like Xsplit is intentionally fucking with me. It is outright refusing to do anything. And my mic just died.

5:40 Edudpah: sounds fun

5:40 Tolah273: Yes those rats were on fire

5:40 Default_everything: xsplit more like xderp

5:40 Bernkastelwitch: I tried OBS but my computer refuses it.

» That and I am too used to Xsplit.

5:40 Default_everything: I'm glad I never got used to Xsplit :v

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5:49 Tolah273: fun fun

5:49 Mod Hatter_gal: I think your graphics card is going bonkers. Or you have a virus.

5:50 Tolah273: Yeah graphics card probably

5:51 Edudpah: Imma restart my computer and see if that somehow fixes it. xP

5:52 Thenickisquick: Dat blows

5:53 Bernkastelwitch: Wait. I think I fixed the issue.

5:54 Mod Hatter_gal: What fixed what?

5:55 Default_everything: xsplit being xderp

5:55 Bernkastelwitch: It was actually the emulator being stupid so I had to get a new one.

5:56 Mod Hatter_gal: Oh.

» So...what Default said.

5:57 Bernkastelwitch: Yeah. Now it's working~.

» Take 2 on my stream before Mike comes in.

5:59 Uiae: So guys, I'm curious on all yalls opinion, do you think names should be translated based on the language it's spoken in?

6:01 Mod Hatter_gal: Well, what do you mean by translating names?

6:02 Uiae: Alright, so you've got a fuck from france named jean, he's in murrica, do you call him jean as in john or zhaun, or jean as in blue jeans

6:03 Edudpah: Does steam get updated every hour or something? I swear anytime I restart my computer steam wants to update.

6:03 Pyroblade: zhaun I guess

6:03 Mod Hatter_gal: Err, it depends on the complexity of the original pronunciation. You'd call him Zhaun because it's correct, although technically it's just another form of John.

6:04 Uiae: Now let's say you go from murrica to japan, do you modify an english name like david or mike or whatever, do you modify that to whatever the japanese equivalent would be?

6:04 Pyroblade: No

6:05 Mod Hatter_gal: There is no Japanese equivalent. You'd have to say your name in Engrish.

6:05 Spotxspot: Davido-kun

6:05 Uiae: lol

6:06 Default_everything: blah

6:06 Pyroblade: Ericu-san

6:06 Techscience: Good day, gentlemen.

6:06 Uiae: So what's the deal?

6:07 Mod Hatter_gal: What do mean, Uiae?

6:07 Thenickisquick: The deal is

6:07 Mod Hatter_gal: *you

6:07 Thenickisquick: cocks

6:07 Uiae: Should you or should you not adapt a name to be better suited for a particular language?

6:08 Pyroblade: depends

» I guess

6:08 Thenickisquick: So I never realized about the RUC clan being a thing util now. I always figured they were just lone trolls

6:08 Default_everything: it's just Albert with sockpuppets

6:08 Techscience: Nick, it's just one person.

6:08 Uiae: It's all albert nick.

6:08 Thenickisquick: lol prolly

6:08 Default_everything: Did you know he made his own wiki and forums?

6:08 Uiae: Yep

6:09 Thenickisquick: I heard from Hatter last night

6:09 Default_everything: I want to know what this "Operation Storm within the Desert" thing is

6:09 Techscience: I want to know who's Albert.

6:09 Uiae: Anyway, so is the deal that you should only adapt a name in certain langauges or is it expected everywhere?

6:09 Default_everything: probably a kid in middle school :^|

6:10 Thenickisquick: some *** lover

6:10 Techscience: Unlikely, Default.

6:10 Spotxspot: I doubt it is Uiae

6:10 Default_everything: A machild the

6:10 Techscience: You already know what I think so, yeah.

6:10 Default_everything: *then

6:10 Techscience: so yeah*

6:10 Thenickisquick: I would say brb doing Cthulu

6:10 Spotxspot: I don't think anyone does that where I live

6:10 Thenickisquick: but I'mma try to do both at once

6:10 Mod Hatter_gal: Err, well, when you go outside of your country you should adapt.

» But In America, the reverse is the case.

» *in

» Or rather, when you meet someone from another country, you should do the reverse. But it's mostly an American thing.

6:12 Spotxspot: I'd say that also depends

6:13 Techscience: I've never heard anyone adapt their name.

6:13 Mod Hatter_gal: Here, Tech?

» Wait, where do you live again?

6:15 Spotxspot: Last time I went there I 'adapted' my name the couple times I had to give it

» I like being discreet though, so I'd say that's just me

6:16 Uiae: maybe

6:16 Spotxspot: My parents never do that

6:17 Mod Hatter_gal: Really, it depends on the ethnicity and the place they go to.

» It also depends on the individual.

6:19 Irawesome12: if you go to china or japan where certain syllables aren't in the spoken language you may have to adapt your name

6:20 Uiae: Fuck em, they can just mimic it

6:20 Irawesome12: one of my professors did MMA in japan and had that problem

6:21 Mod Hatter_gal: Japan is easier to work with, I feel.

6:21 Techscience: Or you just write your name as it is written in your country of origin.

6:22 Mod Hatter_gal: Although, with my name starting with an L, I probably shouldn't be saying that.

6:23 Irawesome12: lol

6:23 Thenickisquick: brb dinner

6:25 Mod Hatter_gal: Okay.

6:26 Edudpah: Okay?

6:26 Uiae: I don't know it just seems offensive to expect someone to change their name for your sake

» Like who the fuck are you to demand that ya know?

6:26 Mod Hatter_gal: Well, you don't demand it.

» It's proper etiquette.

» They're expected to.

» But like I said, this changes dramatically when you're in America.

» Even in England, I'd say.

» Basically, you don't have to adapt in any place that has English as its main language.

» And in certain cases, adaptability is impossible.

6:29 Techscience: Pft. Etiquette.

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6:38 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: African.

6:38 Mod Hatter_gal: You know, the ones that aren't even transcribed into words, but rather representations of sounds?

6:38 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: CLICK CLICK HOMEY!

6:38 Mod Hatter_gal: Which is kinda what words are, but you get me.

» I'm ignoring you.

6:38 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: Hahaha.

6:38 Techscience: Well, letters are representations of sounds.

6:39 Glackenburgen: MIKE DICKS

6:39 Mod Hatter_gal: See above posts, Tech.

6:39 Techscience: I know, Hatter. Input lag.

6:39 Mod Hatter_gal: Oh.

6:39 Voidronin: when did we get into a debate about linguistics?

6:39 Mod Hatter_gal: Since Uiae.

6:39 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: I don't know how you say DICKS in clicks.

» I'm sure it's very elaborate.

6:40 Biohazardjon: hey mike

6:40 Techscience: Quite sure clicks isn't a language.

6:40 Pyroblade: It's "Click click DICKS!"

6:40 Voidronin: oh well as far as linguistics is concerned qubec needs lose the french

6:40 Mod Hatter_gal: And don't even get me started on sign language.

» I heard that people in Quebec are like elitists about that.

6:40 Kissarmy110936: its 8=========D

6:41 Techscience: Sign language looks neat. I still want to learn it. Mainly how the way you call people is by representing their most noticeable trait.

6:41 Mod Hatter_gal: It's funny, but there aren't any curse words in sign language. Well, for the most part.

6:41 Pyroblade: Quebec are separatists.

6:42 Techscience: Just give them the finger, Hatter. Simple.

6:42 Mod Hatter_gal: I mean, there isn't a way to sign "cunt", for instance.

6:42 Voidronin: even though the wast coast of canada is more asian populated then non asain but whatever

6:42 Mod Hatter_gal: You'd have to do it in some roundabout way.

» I saw it in a guidebook on Tumblr.

6:42 Techscience: Or, well, considering curse words are simply more offensive sounding words that are synonymous to other words, just use the synonyms.

6:43 Default_everything: what about fuck

6:43 Voidronin: if i want to see rednecks i have to go do alberta

6:43 Mod Hatter_gal: Like the way to sign "cunt face" is so elaborate.

» I dunno.

6:43 Default_everything: You can't replace it with sex

6:43 Techscience: Why not, Default?

6:43 Default_everything: Sex your mom just doesn't sound right :^|

6:43 Spotxspot: If I want to see rednecks I have to go north

6:43 Mod Hatter_gal: And fuck is just a very general word.

6:43 Default_everything: What a sexing stupid person

6:43 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: Just Xerox a vagina, get some tape and slap it on someone's head.

» Instant cunt face.

6:44 Default_everything: You mean lumberjacks, spot

6:44 Techscience: "Fuck your mom" would most likely change to "Have sex with your mom", Default.

» See? Sounds just as insulting.

6:44 Spotxspot: There are lumberjacks in Texas?

6:44 Default_everything: not really

» oh dammit

» Sex I need to reply to two people at the same time

6:44 Spotxspot: Or in the Sonoran desert

6:44 Default_everything: Nah, in Canada, where there are the lumberjacks

» And also Have sex with your mom... doesn't sound as insulting... it just sounds awkward :^|

6:45 Thenickisquick: lol mike

6:45 Voidronin: in canada our lumber industry is very efficient and mechanized so we sell wood cheaper

6:45 Thenickisquick: sup all

6:45 Techscience: Just awkward? Default, my good lad, are you having and incestuous relationship with your mother?

6:45 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: You can't mom fuck in Canada without poutine.

6:46 Voidronin: thats qubec mike

6:46 Default_everything: no

6:46 Techscience: But yeah, 'Fuck" when used to show a negative emotion can easily be replaced with something like "Dammit".

6:46 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: No. In Quebec, you have to be unwashed, filthy and a Frenchaboo.

6:46 Voidronin: lol

» that does describe qubec very well

6:47 Default_everything: Then what about "fucking," you can't say damning or something

6:47 Mod Hatter_gal: But is there a signed version of dammit?

6:47 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: I will.

6:47 Pyroblade: It's called a face palm Hatter

6:47 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: I'll be damning all over this god damning stream.

6:47 Voidronin: but supposedly montreal strip clubs are some of the best supposedly

6:47 Techscience: "Fucking dammit" just replace with "Dammit"

» Not that hard, Default, just use synonyms.

6:48 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: I'll be fucked if I can get some damning shit going on in here.

6:48 Voidronin: tech man whats wrong with saying fuck?

6:48 Techscience: They exist for a reason!

6:48 Uiae: Fucking Shithead =! Dammit Shithead

6:48 Techscience: Uhm, nothing? The discussion is how people say such things in sigh language since it was brought up that sign language barely has any curse words, Void.

» sign*

6:48 Voidronin: tech you have a masters in english don't you?

6:48 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: That's actually another name for Jebidiah's finisher: The Damnening.

6:49 Uiae: How would that be pronounced Dam-nin-ning or Damn-in-ing?

6:49 Mod Hatter_gal: And the thing is, sign language doesn't perfectly translate into English (when using the American version, or any version, for that matter).

6:49 Techscience: Uhm, no? My English isn't really that good, to be honest. It's simply not that hard to remember to use synonyms.

6:49 Mod Hatter_gal: So you don't get whole sentences, either.

6:50 Glackenburgen:

(miek strem)

6:50 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: If you're like me, it's derm-erm-ning.

6:50 Pyroblade: I just remembered this because of this chat. watch?v=hQ7lIRvb4-g

6:50 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: Hold on Glack. I'll invite you to my exclusive VIP Member's Only Stream I'm going.

6:50 Uiae: Meh who listens to whole sentences? I just kinda pick up the important bits and guess what they're trying to say.

6:50 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: Too secret for the rest.

6:50 Mod Hatter_gal: And it's not that hard to pay attention to the flow of your sentences, or proper spelling, or being articulate.

6:51 Thenickisquick: lol

6:51 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: Who else wants VIP access?!

6:51 Default_everything: Whoa glack that's pretty awesome

6:51 Voidronin: hahah

6:51 Thenickisquick:

(Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

6:51 Pyroblade: LOL

6:51 Kissarmy110936: lol

6:51 Fastrin: pfft

6:51 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: I'm giving memberships away!

6:51 Uiae: Jew starts with an f

» fjew

6:51 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: Who wants one? It's usually a $500 value, absolutely free today.

6:52 Uiae: Hatter would absolutely adore one, wouldn't you hatter?

6:52 Default_everything: Does that mean Albert's a VIP?

6:52 Mod Hatter_gal: You bet.

6:53 Techscience: Albert is above VIP.

6:53 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: He has a lifetime pass.

6:53 Kissarmy110936: what comes with this vip? free drinks or a bar??

6:53 Mod Hatter_gal: Uiae, I'd adore one just like you'd adore getting mugged in a dark alleyway.

6:53 Thenickisquick: yeah lol

6:53 Pyroblade: Free drinks a bar and paizuris all around

6:53 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: It's everything that dreams are made of, only better and with 50% more poontang.

6:53 Mentarob: early cast tonight?

6:53 Default_everything: Hey Nick what did you see?

6:53 Thenickisquick: Everything man

» fucking flatscreen tv

6:54 Default_everything: Whoooaaa....

6:54 Mentarob: or do i have time to take a deuce

6:54 Default_everything: What was glack doing?

6:54 Uiae: Hey, you're not supposed to know about that, just because I happen to have a fantasy about being robbed and beaten in a dark alley doesn't mean you can announce it to the world like that.

6:54 Kissarmy110936: im sure bern would like the vip

6:54 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: Glack should be back.

6:54 Mod Hatter_gal: Bern's too busy streaming.

6:55 Techscience: Bern's streaming?

6:55 Thenickisquick: lol

6:55 Glackenburgen: ***

6:55 Default_everything: Glack's having too much fun

6:55 Uiae: I think Bern is the only person I don't actually bother going to watch stream

6:55 Default_everything: Oh he's back

6:55 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: VIP.

6:55 Uiae: If only because their voice bothers me.

6:55 Glackenburgen: oh hey look im back...

6:55 Default_everything: How was VIP, Glack?

6:55 Voidronin: glack how was the vip room?

6:55 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: The club was too much to handle, I know.

6:55 Techscience: It's usually enough to pass the time, Uiae.

6:55 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: Too much sex and dicks.

6:55 Uiae: Then again my voice is apparently a sign of an ultra nerd according to hatter.

6:56 Default_everything: Heh >:^)

6:56 Voidronin: too mnay dicks in the vip room lol

6:56 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: Chock full of dicks.

6:56 Glackenburgen: my bottom hurts from VIP

6:56 Pyroblade: It's a VIP room made of dickxs

6:56 Mod Hatter_gal: Yes, Uiae.

6:56 Thenickisquick: dicks everywhere

6:56 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: You can't spell VIP without VIP.

6:56 Thenickisquick: dp

6:56 Mod Hatter_gal: You have the nerd accent. It isn't too severe, at least.

6:56 Thenickisquick: Very Importnat Penises

6:57 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: Integral as well.

» All the I words.

6:57 Kissarmy110936: i have that in second life. its a gun that shoots grey balls. and it puts them in a box full of dicks and sends them flying in to the sky. more for trolling others than anything

6:57 Voidronin: SL is only fun when nimh is lsoing hsi shit

6:57 Pyroblade: Dick in a Box. UPS DELIVERED!!

6:57 Voidronin: losing his shit

6:58 Thenickisquick: xD

6:58 Default_everything: all tgose yu[ps

» typos

6:59 Thenickisquick: omg

6:59 Pyroblade: Birchds don;t kmow shut bout typls

7:00 Uiae: Amazing, there's a paper out there explaining just how nerds are "too white"

7:00 Thenickisquick: whut

7:00 Voidronin: like wasp white?

» or no sun white?

7:01 Uiae: http://www.linguistics .ucsb. edu/faculty/bucholtz/sites/secure.lsit.ucsb.edu.ling.cms_bucholtz/files/docs/publications/Bucholtz2001-JLA.pdf

7:02 Thenickisquick: omfg

7:02 Voidronin: how did you find that uiae

7:02 Techscience: Probably going to laugh so hard at that, Uiae.

7:03 Default_everything: 8^0

7:03 Voidronin: "wacked"

» who the fuck says that anymore

7:03 Uiae: paper from 2001

7:04 Mod Hatter_gal: It basically talks about how the nerd subculture is full of nothing but white people, and how prevailing racism prevent black people from getting in on the nerdiness.

7:04 Voidronin: that thing dated

» is

7:04 Mod Hatter_gal: *prevents

7:04 Default_everything: but there are black nerds

7:04 Techscience: I'm laughing too hard at this.

7:04 Irawesome12: how do they explain white rappers then?

7:04 Mod Hatter_gal: Well, predominantly, if you have to be so particular, Default.

7:05 Voidronin: show me one black adventure time fan then?

7:05 Default_everything: How do I show you

7:05 R3dmm: What up, people in the house?

7:05 Mod Hatter_gal: Also, 2001.

7:05 Irawesome12: google black finn cosplay

7:05 Techscience: What does he mean by coolness? The a calm state of mind?

7:05 Voidronin: oh

7:05 Default_everything: also remember that one black dude dressed as bern

7:06 Mod Hatter_gal: Ah, I see you found a typo, Tech.

7:06 Uiae: She, also coolness is defined in the paper

» It's still entertaining though

7:07 Mod Hatter_gal: Look, black cosplayers are starting to become relevant. It's not that fucking crazy now guys, but in 2001 god forbid a black guy calls himself a nerd. To be honest, I don't see the huge appeal of being a nerd, but whatever.

7:07 Techscience: "hyperwhite" xD

7:07 Voidronin: adventure time is just a weaker form of homestuck

7:07 R3dmm: Nerd is something over an overused term, with wide encompassing meaning.

7:07 Mod Hatter_gal: Not really, Void.

7:07 R3dmm: *of a

7:07 Mod Hatter_gal: Fandom-wise, yes.

7:07 Techscience: Oh god, I haven't even finished the introduction and I'm already laughing like a crazed man.

7:07 Mod Hatter_gal: Plot wise, hell fucking no.

7:08 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: I'm a gamer gurl.

7:08 Voidronin: your scale of autism goes MLP Homestuck Adven time

7:08 Uiae: What'd void say, twitch ate it

7:08 Odyro: In a gamer wurld.

7:08 Default_everything: "adventure time is just a weaker form of homestuck"

7:08 Uiae: In fandoms, yeah pretty much

7:08 Pyroblade: Fuck you I like adventure time

7:08 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: I'm covering my tits with PS2 controllers right now.

7:08 Mod Hatter_gal: And I wouldn't say it's weaker, I'd just say AT is probably saturated with more females than males.

7:08 Fastrin: lol

7:08 Voidronin: lol pryo

7:09 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: I bought an Xbox just to put in front of ma snatch.

7:09 Mod Hatter_gal: Ehh, I'm not crazy about AT.

7:09 Uiae: MLP is terrible, homestuck is terrible, and Adventuretime is terrible, there we go

7:09 Voidronin: is adventure time better when your high watching it?

7:09 Mod Hatter_gal: But I don't hate it.

7:09 Pyroblade: the hell is homestuck

7:09 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: Did they ever finish Frisky Dingo?

7:09 Tolah273: Id imagine it must be

7:09 Uiae: Webcomic thing

7:09 Techscience: Some comic, Pyro.

7:09 Voidronin: it seems like dora is watchable when your stoned

7:09 Edudpah: it's fagotry

7:09 Uiae: Yeah, frisky dingo ended a long time ago

7:10 Voidronin: look up homestuck on ED

7:10 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: Oh.

7:10 Mod Hatter_gal: Homestuck is basically a webcomic.

7:10 Default_everything: that people go "you have to read 500 pages before it gets good"

7:10 Techscience: I don't really like Homestuck.

7:10 Fastrin: fuck that

7:10 Techscience: Two friends of mine tried to get me into it, but meh.

7:10 Tolah273: homestuck is weird

7:10 Voidronin: if its not good in the first 5 pages its a waste of time

7:10 Default_everything: why bother reading something that doesn't interest you right from the beginning

7:10 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: Homestuck is Pull Shit Out of Your Ass Forever: The Comic.

7:10 Mod Hatter_gal: Look, all I have to say is, that's a crock of shit. For me, if something isn't good in the beginning, I don't care to go further.

7:11 Voidronin: its like saying transformers 3 is great but you have to watch 1 and 2

7:11 Uiae: But it's not

7:11 Odyro: I tried to give homestuck a shot. I think I was at the part where they introduce the second girl of the group of four friends and just gave up.

7:11 Mod Hatter_gal: Also, apparently the last chapter will be uploaded in bulk, so people are gonna go apeshit on dA and Tumblr when that happens.

7:11 Voidronin: i used it as a example

7:11 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: It was supposed to end years ago and it's just getting milked forever and ever like a someone's dick who took like 80 Viagra but the milk ran dry long ago and there wasn't much to begin with because the guy lost his balls to testicular cancer.

7:11 Hcmxniro: I used to like homestuck

7:11 Tolah273: id much perfer to watch transformers 1 again to 3 anyday

7:11 Default_everything: I got bored from the first page

7:12 Uiae: Transformers 1 made me physically ill

7:12 Odyro: But dem energon cubes!

7:12 Hcmxniro: after seeing the fandom I dissociated from it out of pure shame and hate myself every day for having anything to do with it

7:12 Voidronin: have you seen pain and gain?

7:12 Mod Hatter_gal: Can't blame you for feeling that way.

» Somehow it's still not as bad as the bronies.

7:12 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: Homestuck Ponies.

7:13 Voidronin: hence scale of autism

7:13 Spotxspot: Something like that happened to me with Doctor Who

7:13 Tolah273: Of course it exists

7:13 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: With candy corn manes.

7:13 Spotxspot: Only it was the writers as well as the fandom

7:13 Default_everything: Tolah why are you no longer orange

7:13 Tolah273: Does transformer Ponies who read homestuck exist

7:13 Default_everything: Tolah why are you no longer orange

7:13 Tolah273: Does transformer Ponies who read homestuck exist

7:13 Broadcaster Mike_nnemonic: Why wouldn't they.

7:13 Pyroblade: Maybe

7:13 Odyro: If you look hard enough on DA you'll probably find it.

7:13 Hcmxniro: I remember the CAUCASIAN shitstorm though, I hate hussie for caving in on that

7:13 Voidronin: black brony transformer homestuck readers

7:14 Uiae: Pain and Gain was fucking awesome

7:14 Mod Hatter_gal: What's that about, Hcm?

7:14 Voidronin: but in order to do pain and gain bay had to direct T3

7:15 Hcmxniro: it's a long story, basically he made a joke in comic about the people complaining that the characters are white, tumblr through a god damn fit like no other and he censored it

7:15 Voidronin: p&g was made for like 40ish million

7:15 Uiae: Doesn't make t3 any less terrible

7:15 Hcmxniro: *threw

7:15 Voidronin: oh yeah the T movies all suck no question

7:15 Mod Hatter_gal: Ah, Tumblr. All the wrong groups getting offended over the wrong issues.

7:16 Uiae: That's like complaining that XKCD comics are stickmen

7:16 Default_everything: stickmen offend me

7:16 Voidronin: my mistake p&g was made on $26 million

7:16 R3dmm: But they made the Terminator adjust her boob size on screen, that's what every average Terminator 3 viewer is after, right!?

7:16 Default_everything: My parents were killed by Stickmen

7:16 Voidronin: and it made 60 mil profit

7:16 Uiae: Transformers 3 not terminator

7:16 Mod Hatter_gal: I thought the trolls were grey-skinned.

7:16 Thenickisquick: They are

» There are humans too

7:16 Voidronin: its shame bay had to do T3 to make p7G

7:16 Thenickisquick: but yeah it's crazy

7:16 Voidronin: p&g

7:16 Mod Hatter_gal: And since they're technically another race, you shouldn't associate them with human races.

7:16 Thenickisquick: I hate tumblr

7:17 Mod Hatter_gal: Like, that's fucking stupid.

7:17 Techscience: Species, Hatter.

7:17 Mod Hatter_gal: I only like the art on Tumblr. And some of the vids. Sometimes I find interesting science stuff on there, though.

» Right, species.

» That was a typo.

7:17 Voidronin: nick look up a dude called InternetAristocrat on yt he destroys tumblr with his videos

7:17 Hcmxniro: is there any fandom besides the homestuck fandom that's so deeply entrenched in tumblr social justice culture?

7:18 Uiae: Trolls aren't a species they're a transhumanist race

7:18 Mod Hatter_gal: Hmm

7:18 Techscience: Yeah. Sorry, Hatter. It still annoys me whenever I see a game or sorts where they refer to species as race.

7:18 Mod Hatter_gal: Now Uiae

7:18 Fastrin: when i joined tumblr it forced me to subscribe to 3 random pages before i could finish

7:18 Hcmxniro: I fucking love internetaristocrat

7:18 Voidronin: ikr

7:18 Fastrin: that is broken

7:18 Voidronin: dude makes the best videos

7:18 Mod Hatter_gal: It didn't do that to me.

7:18 Hcmxniro: I found his videos a few weeks ago

7:18 Techscience: Uiae, how are they transhumanist?

7:18 Fastrin: this was recently

7:18 Voidronin: i just wish he made them a little faster but what ever

7:18 Techscience: Just because they're humanoid doesn't make them part of the human species.

7:18 Uiae: Trolls are mutated humans, tran-beyond human

7:19 Techscience: Uiae, I think that would depend on the story.

7:19 Uiae: *Trans

7:19 Techscience: Most stories I've read that involve trolls have them as a different species.

7:19 Uiae: Bah, until given another explanation I'm assuming humanoids are mutated or transformed humans

7:19 Mod Hatter_gal: They're still fucking grey skinned. And shouldn't be compared to regular humans.

7:19 Techscience: That makes no sense, Uiae.

7:19 Mod Hatter_gal: Well, the trolls live in a game.

» So it really doesn't make sense.

7:20 Uiae: Caravaneer is pretty meh as far as combat goes

7:20 Techscience: That's like saying chimpanzees are actually a race of humans because they have highly identical DNA and are similar to humans.

7:20 Uiae: The trading's fun though

7:20 Thenickisquick: Yup

7:20 Edudpah: The combat is pretty close to the first Fallout, really.

7:20 Mod Hatter_gal: Which is exactly what Creationists think the evolutionary theory means...

» Or whatever you'd actually call it.

7:21 Default_everything: "if humans evoved frum munkies y r ther still munkies"

7:21 Uiae: lol

7:21 Techscience: That's because they don't understand what random is, and they don't bother to even look into Evolution.

7:22 Edudpah: or they're just too stupid to understand it. :P

7:22 Mod Hatter_gal: No one seems to realize that we merely have a common ancestor with monkeys and apes, and that we simply branched off due to acquiring different traits over time.

7:22 Techscience: Seriously, most people who do believe in Evolution seem to think that we evolved from Chimps instead of knowing that both species evolved from a common ancestor.

7:22 Uiae: My thing is that trolls generally understand humanoid language and can communicate in that way. They have human mannerisms and traits, They're humans but with fucking rocks growing out of them. That's a transhuman race

7:22 Bernkastelwitch: Now that I'm done with my stream, who here bows to our new lord and savior Rob Zombie~?

7:23 Mod Hatter_gal: That was the general belief for a long time.

7:23 Techscience: Uiae, so if we find a humanoid alien species, they're just humans, right?

7:23 Uiae: If we find Humanoid alien species that we can intrinsically communicate with I'd be inclined to believe it's more than just coincidence

7:23 Techscience: What about neanderthals? They were similar to Homo Sapiens.

» But they were a different species, not a race, Uiae.

7:24 Uiae: They were similar in certain ways but they were different enough that they were unable to communicate with humanity as far as we know

7:24 Mod Hatter_gal: Even if people came to acquire different traits resulting in them becoming trolls, they would still be a different species.

7:25 Default_everything: B^|

7:25 Techscience: And really, understandng you has nothing to do with the speices. It just requires the proper organs to distinguish, and hear the sounds, and enough intelligence to actually pick complex sequences.

» Incorrect, Uiae.

7:25 Glackenburgen: miek strem vip acceesz

7:25 Mod Hatter_gal: Not so, Uiae. Because the two species did in fact communicate with each. And even fucked each other.

7:25 Default_everything: Glack, you want a second round?

7:25 Mod Hatter_gal: So there's that.

7:25 Techscience: We actually have some Neanderthal DNA in us, which means that somewhere down the line there was some reproduction between speices.

7:25 Bernkastelwitch: Oh god. Hold on. The powers of the Zombie is calling me.

7:25 Techscience: species*

» Hell, we can teach Chimps to speak with sign language, and they can be taught to understand people, but they're not part of the human species, Uiae.

7:26 Mod Hatter_gal: We're basically the hybrid species that resulted from the copulation between neanderthals and homo sapiens.

7:26 Edudpah: hawt

7:26 Mod Hatter_gal: Look, Uiae, you're not gonna win this.

7:27 Uiae: I didn't expect to

7:27 Default_everything: what's even going on anymore

7:27 Odyro: Something about trolls.

7:27 Techscience: Mostly Sapiens, Hatter. There isn't that much in us. Funnily, we actually have some gorilla in us, as well. xD

» That much neanderthal in us*

7:27 Default_everything: Gorillz must have more of it than others

7:27 Uiae: Funny

7:27 Spotxspot: Are trolls even real though

7:28 Biohazardjon: ME SMASH NOW

7:28 Mod Hatter_gal: Well, Tech, that is true. That's why we're called Homo Sapien Sapiens.

7:28 Default_everything: raawwrrrr

7:28 Thenickisquick: Hey guys when's he gonna stream?

7:28 Uiae: Anyway, people fuck chimps, that doesn't mean communication is being delivered

7:28 Mod Hatter_gal: Of course they aren't.

7:28 Default_everything smashes self

7:28 Thenickisquick: I might have to go do something

7:28 Mod Hatter_gal: Wait, are you going back to linguistics?

7:28 Spotxspot: I've never read Homestuck but is there ever an explicit argument that they are or are not related to humanity and/or that the rules of real-world biology apply to that comic in any way

7:28 Uiae: I never left lingustics

7:28 Techscience: Uiae, we can speak with chimps if they're taught.

7:28 Thenickisquick: There isn't.

7:29 Spotxspot: Well, there you go.

7:29 Thenickisquick: They're a seperate species completely

7:29 Uiae: Nope, we're just arguing to argue as far as I know

7:29 Techscience: Species has nothing to do with communication, that's up to the brain.

7:29 Default_everything: so i heard homestuck was coming to end... i mean i only HEARD

7:29 Thenickisquick: They're insect related

7:29 Mod Hatter_gal: I'm pretty sure the trolls live in a game and somehow the humans just entered the game. That's about it.

7:29 Techscience: Species has to do with DNA.

7:29 R3dmm: Welcome to Nerdom, everyone.

7:29 Mod Hatter_gal: Well, I just fucking mentioned it before, Default, so...

7:29 Thenickisquick: And have a matriarchal society

7:29 Default_everything: you did

» it was kind of hard to keep up

7:30 Tolah273: Ahh the wonderful prestrem chat

7:30 Mod Hatter_gal: And somehow the game influences whole fucking universes or something to that effect.

7:30 Thenickisquick: Hatter, they have their own version of the game

7:30 Uiae: Anyway I still would say transhumanist race because I'm an asshole that way.

7:30 Mod Hatter_gal: I know, Uiae.

7:30 Thenickisquick: They entered and joined up with them at a fixed point between their games.

7:30 Techscience: How does that make you an asshole, Uiae? o.o

7:30 R3dmm: Or, and I may be stretching here, but it might be fiction and thus not bound to our concepts of reality and natural laws. You know, just putting that out there.

7:30 Mod Hatter_gal: Well that explains why there's so many fucking female trolls.

7:30 Thenickisquick: Mhmm

7:30 Spotxspot: That's what I'm saying

7:31 Techscience: I mean, I don't doubt you are, everyone here, or at least most are assholes, but still curious.

7:31 Uiae: also they're technically a species

7:31 Thenickisquick: They're not close to humans at all.

7:31 Mod Hatter_gal: Look, Tech, I can confirm without a doubt that Uiae is an asshole.

7:31 Techscience: Oh. I know.

7:31 Thenickisquick: Court is now in session

7:31 Uiae: I've never done anything to you hatter.

7:31 Techscience: I was just curious on how saying that trolls are transhumanist makes him an asshole.

7:31 Uiae: That I can remember offhand anyway.

7:31 Odyro: Bring out the dancing lobsters.

7:31 Spotxspot: You made Rook tongue that high schooler

7:31 Default_everything: uuuuhh....

7:31 Thenickisquick: Ha

7:32 Mod Hatter_gal: No, but you've told me yourself that you enjoy being an asshole.

7:32 Thenickisquick: I'm just gonna stay out of this now

» Even though I'm not sure anyone else is actually caught up with it

7:32 Mod Hatter_gal: Also I've TO'd a couple of time for trying to sass me, so...

7:32 Uiae: Who the hell is rook spot?

7:32 Default_everything: can the chat just cool down a bit

7:32 Techscience: Well, R3, for me, unless a story clearly shows that our notions of reality do not fit in such a Universe, then I apply logic fit for my enviroment.

7:32 Odyro: NEVER

7:32 Thenickisquick: I concur Default

7:32 Spotxspot: The guy from that anime VN

7:33 Uiae: Oh right, purple hair

» Well he did get an implied blowjob as well

7:33 Thenickisquick: I'm..just gonna play Call Of Cthulu

7:33 Uiae: Good game

7:33 Default_everything: glack did you get new vip yet

(STREM BEGINS)